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[mimonix]

My partner and I recently got promise rings and I just gotta share.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Need a game that's actually built around tanking as the main combat style. Not a game where you can, strictly speaking, build a character as a tank.

A game where the systems are built from the ground up assuming that you, the player, will be putting yourself in front of world-ending threats, standing up straight, and blocking the enemy.

Not dodge-rolling, not skipping around going "tee hee hee i'm a lil guy you can't hit", blocking.

And not as a disappointing alternative to a damage build!

[tpwrtrmnky]

Need the CLANG of the enemy's attacks against armor, need clear sound and UI design that communicates "here's how much damage you DIDN'T take, you absolute badass", need a little gaggle of frail party members trembling in fear behind me as the extreme aura farming of walking up to a dragon and putting my entire shield in its mouth inspires them to fight on.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Also the player character should be a huge woman who's into women.

[hayeseveryone]

@demilypyro

[tongue-twists]

the inherent sensuality of the 7am redbull

[asphyxiated-lungs]

diagnosed with dumbass bitch disease and it’s terminal

[injuries-in-dust]

[cute-catts]

[septic-everlasting]

Tis the season

[gigabats]

[undeadentropy]

Time to get spoopy

[porcupine-girl]

[spitblossoms]

[elvriskastello]

Her strap game would be insane

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you're cumming on her dick without permission and without slowing down or easing off at all she leans down and hisses in your ear: "if what i think is happening, is happening? it had better not be."

[viralfrog]

[citizenquacks]

[teaboot]

My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that

Suddenly having 50 moving eyes can make you disoriented and barfy and the adjustment period sucks ass

It takes both more and less time than you’d think to figure out what the structure as a whole looks like and where those eyes ARE

After you get used to it the entirety of the structure itself and all of the eyes you can see from feels like an extension of your nervous system in a very bizarre way. Like I have dreams now from the perspective of A Building and I’m not sure how to describe that.

Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and it’s ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh

[brightlotusmoon]

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Become the eldritch horror.

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[anonbeadraws]

today's warm up: people should put up warning signs or somethin'

[anonbeadraws]

what happens next

Pizza arrives! 🍕

Help arrives!🆘

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Voting ended onSep 22, 2025

[anonbeadraws]

Part 2 or This one's on the house, please don't tell my manager.

[mousegirlheart]

behold

plap

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[darkbaby666]

no sorry I can't stay, I have an urgent appointment. yeah I gotta get high as balls and masturbate until I pass out

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

[chillyfeetsteak]

man people really just say stuff on here huh

[lame-kid-on-couch]

Noooo haha don't spread racist ideals and colonizer propaganda by idolizing white european aesthetics above all else and denying the life and accomplishments of native peoples on their own lands

[brehaaorgana]

People have been living in the downtown area of Tucson, Arizona for at least 4,500 years. The greater Santa Cruz river valley has been occupied by humans for 12,000 years.

You see this?

That's not a river. That's the South Canal in Mesa, Arizona (Phoenix metro area).

This is a view of the East and South canals. At least half of all the Phoenix metro canals were originally built by the Hohokam (from roughly 200-1400 CE), and are still in use (restored) today.

Phoenix, Arizona actually has more miles (kilometers) of Canals total than both Venice and Amsterdam. No, really. Phoenix has about 180 miles of canals, many of which are built on ancient canal foundations.

below is an aerial view photo taken in the late 1930's of one branch of Phoenix's canal systems:

Also have the "Montezuma Castle," if you need a castle:

I don't need to look at some 12th century European castle to see age.