Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Party time!
*nods in agreement* Amen to that. takes the bottle back off her and takes a drink* Hmm, depends. What’s the scenario?
-grins- it's so nice to talk to someone who makes sense in this castle. -she lights another bed on fire and shrugs- any scenario. I mean to be really good in bed I'd hope you'd be talented with quite a few things. But say I wanted to have sex with you. -shrugs- would it be fun or is that just your cocky attitude making it seem like you're good in bed?
They are always right…
That sounds exhausting. To always be right...I just think it'd be a little tedious. But that's my opinion.
Party time!
*pulls a face* I think I need to have a word with that guy. Sex has nothing to do with love. In fact, sex is better without love. *flicks his wand at one of the other beds, laughing as it goes up in a ball of fire*
-grins- a man with the right thinking. i totally agree. Love makes it all complicated and annoying. I like sex for the fun of it. It's even better when it's really good sex, but the emotion stuff....-shakes her and lights another bed on fire- and then I guess the question is...how would you rate yourself in bed?
I always have a weird face. I mean according to my sisters.
Your sisters may be right about that.
But you asked me first.
Yeah. I asked you about your first weird look before this one.
I’m so confused.
It's really not that confusing. You gave me a weird look so I asked about it. It's that simple.
Well you were giving me this weird look.
did you need something stranger?
Party time!
I’ll drink to that. *takes another swig of the firewhiskey* Indeed it is. *pulls his wand out and hold it to one of the other bedcurtains, smirking as it catches on fire*
Finally someone gets it. You know I met this guy who thought sex was about love and all that sappy stuff. -laughs and takes the bottle back to drink herself as she lit the bedsheets of the one she had targeted on fire next-
Party time!
Okay, you got me there. Sex is just pretty damn fun fullstop. *takes the firewhiskey from her, taking another sip as they round the corner to the first year dorms, stopping outside the door* After you, lovely. And I am not a pretty boy.
Exactly. Sex is an all inclusive pleasure sober or drunk. -snorts and grins at him- whatever you say. -wanders into the dormitory and smirks- oh this is going to be great. -mutters incendio and then puts her wand close to one of the bed's curtains-
Party time!
Well you can, but it’s not nearly as fun when you’re sober. Actually, nothing’s as fun sober. *smirks*
Now that's not entirely true. Sex is pretty damn fun sober or drunk. -grins- That's my opinion. -continues walking and takes another sip of firewhiskey- let's go pretty boy.
Party time!
Only if one of those tasks is drinking, my dear. *smirks, taking the bottle from her and taking a long sip, before handing it back to her*
Well that was the point wasn't it? -takes a long sip of the firewhiskey herself and winks at him- can't burn a dorm without enjoying a drink.
Party time!
*smirks* What’re we waiting for then? *starts to walk off towards the first year dorms*
-grins and walks along with him, pulling out a bottle of firewhiskey she had on hand- so a drink or two as we go? I do hope you're capable of multitasking.
Party time!
Firewhiskey works just fine. *smirks* The first-year dorms are always a personal favourite. The looks on their faces when they realise are priceless.
Great cause it's what I have on me almost at all times. Or at least around. -grins- ....yes. Oh it's perfect. Let's do it. I want to see some terrified first years.
Party time!
*laughs* All quality ideas. Currently leaning towards the set things on fire option. Alcohol mandatory.
-smirks- well it's not a real party without the alcohol, is it? Any preference in alcohol or is firewhiskey just fine? And then of course what would you most like to watch burn?
Party time!
Well what do you suggest?
Turn first years into toads, set something on fire, go for a swim with the giant squid, or something equally ridiculous. I'm not picky.
Party time!
Life is far too short to worry. *smirks* I always want to do something crazy, babe.
I know I agree! -laughs- finally someone gets it. Let's do something. I don't care what as long as it's fun, wild, and not related to school stuff.
