Mina's Lair

I am unconditionally and irrevocably normal about vampire media.

[ploppymeep]

[mina-in-the-abyss]

Untitled entry from the Demeter.

The cabin crew claim there's a strange entity aboard the ship. Tensions are high - we even resorted to singing sea shanties to lift our spirits! However, I must note: there was one voice among the crowd that was awfully out of key and had a thick almost ... Transylvanian accent.

[mina-in-the-abyss]

"My dear, it never rains but it pours. How true the old proverbs are."

Letter from Lucy Westenra to Mina Murray.

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Only Count Dracula will take it upon himself to find and destroy every single scrap of paper from his castle during Jonathan's stay APART from Jonathan's journal.

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“But a stranger in a strange land”

- Count Dracula

[whatdoyouseemartin]

Happy 🪏 Shovel 🪏 Day to those who celebrate! Remember to give your friendly neighborhood vampire a good BONK on the head it keeps them humble.

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

Today in Dracula: Local lawyer lives out every lawyer's fantasy of whacking their worst client with a shovel.

[mina-in-the-abyss]

Today, let us treat ourselves to a burger with a side of flies.

A Renfield Special, as we all know it.

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There’s nothing quite like the type of beauty sleep that ends with you being fiercely blitzed by a shovel

[depresseddomino]

"The last I saw of Count Dracula was his kissing his hand to me with a red light of triumph in his eyes, and with a smile that Judas in hell might be proud of."

Not this motherfucker effectively doing

before damning a full grown man to death.

Who knew Dracula was so cunty?

[mina-in-the-abyss]

Playing: All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Jonathan’s Version)

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This gesture is known as Mano Cornuta, otherwise known as "sign of the horns." This signal is believed to have been performed by the coach people on Jonathan's travels to Castle Dracula.

This charm against the evil eye is either used to protect those against the glance of Medusa, or alternatively, to signify that someone is indeed, a cuckold.

So, who knows what Mina Harker was getting up to in the wild west. The coach people might... or mightn't.

[mina-in-the-abyss]

Before Jonathan embarked on his travels to Castle Dracula via horseback, the room he exited was filled with Oleanders. This type of flower is traditionally known as the "horse killer" in Hindu culture.

The warning signals were all there...

[r3dbite]

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On tonight’s episode of White Lotus, our good friend and star resident Jonathan Harker comes to realise that he may only check out of Castle Dracula when our favourite concierge Dracula allows him to.

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Forget courting your love interest. Next time try running up and down the walls wearing their clothes, and blowing kisses into the night whilst malevolently sneering and fading into darkness.

“To-night is mine. To-morrow night is yours!"

[mina-in-the-abyss]

Movie new moon Edward was let off way too easy.

In the book, after the Cullens voted in favour of Bella turning, my guy stormed out and started wreaking havoc in the background, smashing up furniture and throwing a full blown temper tantrum.

Movie Edward was so tame… all he could conjure up was a little pout and sniffle as he was like “but whhhyyy Carlisle.”

This feels like the inverse of the “Dumbledore asks Harry calmly” moment in the Goblet of Fire.

[tearebel]

you either die a prisoner, or live long enough to see yourself scale the walls like a lizard