Harry Potter and co. headcanons I would die for:
Ronald Weasley has eyelashes from the gods and every girl in gryffindor is jealous
Draco Malfoy looks damn fine in high heels and Astoria agrees
Sirius Black showed up to Lily Potters babyshower in drag
Percy Weasley helped Oliver Wood study for his OWL and NEWTS
Hermione lets Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil do her makeup and braid her hair while she quizzes them for exams
Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson are as close as Sirius Black and James Potter were
The whole school thought Draco and Pansy were dating until Pansy kissed Millicent Bulstrode smack on the lips in sixth year in front of the entire great hall
The golden trio have so many bizarre inside jokes about the constant trouble they find themselves in and everyone is baffled
Nymphadora Tonks went an entire month with slytherin green hair once after she saw a firstie snake getting picked on
Remus Lupin got a septum piercing in fourth year but the next full moon transformation ruined it and now he’s got a slightly deformed nose forever
After Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter became friends so did their mothers
Hermione Granger has got the Thunder Thighs of Aphrodite
Sirius Black had an actual crush on Minerva McGonagall and the marauders teased him about it just as much as they teased James about Lily
Scorpius Malfoy loves Game of Thrones but he got extremely offended when Rose Granger compared him to a Lannister
Ginny Weasleys first kiss was Luna Lovegood but they were never romantically involved, Luna said ‘sometimes a kiss is just a kiss’ and Ginny found that nice
After Harry came out as bisexual he and Hermione would sometimes stay up and talk about boys and often Ron would join and they’d all sit and gossip
Once Hermione called Professor Flitwick dad and then she proceeded to slam her head down on the desk and say a very bad word
Luna Lovegood made Draco Malfoy a flower crown and charmed it so he couldn’t take it off because she thought he needed it
Ginny Weasley told Snape off for being a bully and she got detention for a month
Luna Lovegood proposed to Rolf Scamander without a ring because it was an impulsive decision so instead she gave him a radish on a string and he wore it to their wedding
Ginny Weasley was Luna Lovegoods maid of honour and vice versa
Hermione spoke at Lavender Browns funeral and she told everyone about the time Lavender dried her tears after the Yule ball and told her she was beautiful
Viktor Krum, Fleur Delacour and Harry Potter get together once a year and visit Cedric Diggorys grave
Teddy Lupin wore so much eyeliner
Hermione Granger gave all her notes from her OWLs to Ginny when she was in sixth year so Ginny could study off them
Minerva McGonagall is the reason first years aren’t allowed brooms
Professor Sprout was considerably less cheerful the year after Cedric died
Bellatrix Black used to babysit little Sirius Black and decided she hated children and never wanted any he was such a menace
After Harry was moved from under the stairs he became very claustrophobic so much he couldn’t be in broom closets to snog Ginny
Fred and George Weasley were bridesmaids at Ginnys wedding
Cho Chang became friends with a lot of the hufflepuffs from Cedrics year after his death and even Fleur and Viktor
James Potter cried more than Lily on his wedding day
Albus Severus Potter made a habit of visiting the portrait of Headmaster Snape every month or so
Arthur Weasley and Molly Prewett started dating in second year
Harry Potter called Molly Weasley ‘mum’ on multiple occasions and every time she would just smile as he apologised
