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Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

this is a highly controversial opinion, I have no doubt King Arthur was bisexual but I think he was one of the few people in Camelot not interested in fucking Lancelot. he wanted to retain him as an employee but it did not cross his mind that Lancelot was fucking his wife because Lancelot is such a weird little twerp that he did not perceive him as a sexual being. my interpretation.

byjove

So true. The Galehaut/Lancelot relationship was like a dynastic marriage to resolve the conflict between two imperial powers. I like to imagine Galehaut was like “I have decided to abandon my plans of capturing [what is now] all of southern England and surrender to you despite my military advantage, all for the love of my achingly beautiful and spectacular new male wife, Lancelot du Lac.” and Arthur was like “Okay. Weird. Not homophobic or anything but Lancelot? You’re in love with Lancelot?”

byjove

Co-signed. That’s some real shit you said. Also, unlike Arthur, he was willing to yield and share his lover for everyone’s benefit. And then he died for love. A real freak. One of the best freaks in 13th century French literature.

byjove

he’s the most interesting gay wifeguy in literary gay knight history

elodieunderglass

I started a mental sentence with, “well, when we diagram the Arthurian polycule-“

And then realised that would be such a good title for a paper. “Diagramming the Arthurian Polycule: Mapping the Dynamics of the Round Kitchen Table”

allthingswhumpyandangsty

girlinstembuck

love this but also it doesn’t apply to 911 characters tho. evan buckley is not a fragment of tim minear’s mind he comes from another place. where the good souls come from

annabelle--cane

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

buddiesblr

welcome to 911blr !

pt.22 / ?

butchdiaz

if my edits have no fans alli found dead in a ditch.

butchdiaz

rave reviews so far!

dungeonsex2026

if you see me being queerbaited do not try and save me. i’m exactly where i want to be

butchdiaz

and i want you more than any stupid song could ever say.

for alli 𑣲⋆ @bucksbeagle

#this is so incredibly well edited #I cannot compliment it enough #like damn #you truly were put on this earth with a talent to make these #not that like you don’t have other purposes in life #but like this is incredible!

iusedtobecharming-deactivated20

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

rehearsing

happy too tired July everyone

dungeonsex2026

holy shit guys they’re doing pride 2 in july they just announced it…there’s still time to confess if u have a crush on me……

theshitpostcalligrapher

req'd by @hobbitguy1420

ayyyyy classic

text: 'No gods no masters' in the streets, 'Oh god, yes master' in the sheets

jojotichakorn

imagine telling peach in this moment that that's his husband

need-him-pregnant-poll

My friend said he'd finally respect my opinion enough to actually read scum villain self saving system if Yue Qingyuan wins. I have been trying to get him for years. Pls fellow citizens of tumblr giving me the ability to bully my friend into reading this AMITA reddit post of a book

Three cheers for bullying!