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in the tags let me know if you’re APA, MLA, or Chicago

#apa7 all the way #at least for my criminology half of my degree #can someone tell me what the fuck youre suposed to use for IT...#how do i reference in IT

mysharona1987

sentienttoast

Guys gals non binary pals I tried so fuckin hard to find this and finally here it is

birbvin

something about mcc that i LOVE to point out to new viewers is the fact that they have had to rework (at least) 3 different games because technoblade just,,, kept finding ways to cheese them,,,

he used to jump around the walls instead of through them in hole in the wall, forcing the admins to make the walls wider

he had the record (and kept it for a while, not sure if its changed) for most items crafted in bingo because he just went around killing other players for their items, forcing the admins to turn keep inventory on/pvp off for future bingos

and the infamous mcc7 buildmart where techno had rewatched all the old buildmart vods and listed out every single block they would need for every single build, categorized them by block type, and split the list between his teammates (dream also did this but the difference is that technos team actually executed it and won buildmart) which, if im remembering correctly, forced the admins to rework buildmart completely???

anyways moral of the story is i love this funky gamebreaking pigman and they should get techno to just playtest the games at this point dfjkghdfflkg

thehighladyelf

Seeing Prince Philip had died and immediately opening tumblr to see if anyone had made memes about it yet, really says a lot about me as a person.

thatweirdfandom

phil making it cannon that the chat are just crows/birds is so much funnier when you refer to the clip of him saying “chat stop calling me birdza” with the implication that the birds just see him as a bigger bird and just follow him around

suzie-bee

i hear we’re birds now? that’s hilarious

ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

fleetnaturals-deactivated202110

sign up for the gold package of ADHD today and experience the following moods:

The Loop - opening and closing the same three websites in succession for 15 minutes at a time before realizing that there’s not going to be anything new or worth doing on those websites (my three are Tumblr, Youtube and Wikipedia)

The Ack - seeing you have a new message and, though you have no evidence that it’s anything even remotely noteworthy let alone negative, feel intense dread and procrastinate looking at the message for 30 minutes/5 hours/a week

The Shimmy - changing sitting/laying positions every 5 minutes because god dammit i’m not going to be able to focus on whatever task i need to do if I feel any unwelcome physical sensation

The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle - making a hot beverage for yourself and then putting it down slightly out of reach and then not drinking it until 45 minutes later when it has already gone cold

The Bellwether - scrolling on Tumblr and getting the urge to google something/look up something on Wikipedia, but you keep scrolling and forget what you wanted to look up so you frantically scroll back to the thing that prompted you to think about looking the other (un)related thing up in the first place

The Bop - earnestly insisting that you’re not anxious because the other person sees your leg bouncing and thinks that you’re about to go postal

The Poison Dart - hearing someone say something problematic out loud and freezing because, while you want to correct them gently, you also feel intense dread and RSD that if you even so much as suggest dissent the person will immediately and commensurately stab you to death or snap their fingers and open a trapdoor to hell beneath you

The Ghost Breath - realizing you haven’t texted your friend back/at all/in 3 weeks and thinking “Hmmm, I need to do that” and then you don’t do it and much more time passes by

The Stim Package - eating an entire family-sized bag of chips in one sitting because having something to chew on helped you concentrate, at least a little

The Bullfrog - going to get something that you don’t use often but you know exactly where it is and then it’s not there and you just keep going back to that spot 5 more times before realizing you lost it or it’s somewhere else completely different (like, not even in the same building)

The Morning Mist - regularly forgetting what recent life events actually happened and which ones were from extremely vivid dreams

The Seesaw Rivet - feeling like a wounded child who is about to get in trouble during every interaction you have even as you are entering your mid-to-late-20s and genuinely wondering when that pattern is ever going to stop if ever

The Pull-Apart Muffin - having ADHD and about 3 other diagnoses and wondering what is even what anymore

wizardsexmachine

BIG BIRD IS TALKING ABOUT HUS COUSINS ON TWITTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

charlesoberonn

sentientroombas

Garibaldo....

umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021

Common phrases said to you before you realise you have Adhd

gravityjunior

pointnclick

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

lizzibennet

“my child is fine” your child loves sleep because it is a guiltless way of escaping their reality

scavengedluxury

loremonster

A reminder that antifacism is a thing you DO, not an organisation you JOIN.

Calling a hotel and telling them a KKK chapter rented their ballroom for a meeting is antifa action

Pulling down posters promoting hate groups is antifa action (and if you do, use your keys, not your hands. Some groups put razor blades behind their postings to hurt anyone who takes them down)

Addressing local tensions in your community by participating in food drives and supporting disempowered folks can be antifacist, as facist groups will use community fears to stir up hate and gain power.

Going to an event where a figure whom fascists tend to align with and peacefully protesting is antifa action, whether that speaker thinks they’re fascist or not.

It’s not a club, religion, or organization. You don’t pay dues. Being antifa means actively trying to prevent fascism from being built, usually in local ways that respond to immediate community needs. If you see ANYTHING that talks about officially joining a group or organization, it is SUSPECT.