funny things I saw today:
1.the guy with a tattooed peanut
2. the millennial with the shirt that said millennial
turns out the guy with the tattooed peanut is my classmate

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funny things I saw today:
1.the guy with a tattooed peanut
2. the millennial with the shirt that said millennial
turns out the guy with the tattooed peanut is my classmate
lady at payless: at your height, you don't need heels!
me: .....LISTENBITCH, THE TALLER THE HEELS, THE CLOSER TO GOD
some random guy on the street: you‘re to tall to wear heels!
me: I‘m sorry, I can‘t hear you up here
my asthetic are 19th century paintings of groups of girls who are reading a letter together because it always looks like one of them recieved a shitty love letter and came to her friends like: „oh my god you have to read this shit“ and its just amazing
funny things I saw today:
1.the guy with a tattooed peanut
2. the millennial with the shirt that said millennial
there is nothing better, than when your favourite sister shares your humor and likes the same shitty posts as you. I can call her any day or night time and just say: do you do lemonade?! and she will answer: sir, this is a copy-shop! no matter where she is.
It‘s difficult for me to make new friends, because I want to talk with them about the things I love and that includes many fandoms.
I once met a guy who told me that he is ok with that, because he also has a few fandoms, especially Star Wars, and I was like oh my god that’s amazing ( because Star Wars is a really big Part of me)
So I asked him what‘s your favourite Jedi and he was all like: err I only knew like 4 Jedi and I dont have a favourite one...
Guys!!! He didn‘t even knew clone wars! Don‘t tell me you like Star Wars when you‘re not ready for the ultimate Star Wars experience with me!
I‘ve been to a halloween party yesterday and let me tell ya‘ll: pennywise had some sick moves
If you ever feel dump
Just remember that I ran into a mirror yesterday and said to my own reflection „sorry mam, please go first“ and my coworker just whispered are you okay
You ever get the feeling that you have to dress up in historical clothes and walk around in the garden and watch the birds while looking dramatic in the distance?
Last night as I was driving home in the middle of a tornado warning, with thunder and lighting all around me, my car literally shaking in the wind, Bohemian Rhapsody blasting out of my one working speaker, while wearing one shoe, I realized that if this is how I die, it’s how I want to go.
Thunderbolts and lightning. Very very frightening.
That was wild
Listen up
Last Night i had the weirdest dream. I founded a misha collins Fan Club, that‘s ok but i opend the first meeting with „ hola mishamigos“ and i laughed so hard at my own joke, i woke up
My biggest secret
That Nobody nows is something very important.
I‘m wearing christmas socks the whole year round. Because I don‘t own anything else.
I was lying at the Beach with christmas socks in august.
Getting ready for school
Becomes much more intense when you‘re listening to „the Phoenix“ by Fall Out Boy.
I feel like I‘m going to war and it could be that I punch the bitch I hate in the face
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
I ran into someone I knew HAD to have a tumblr and we both remembered shoelaces and president and nothing else, BUT WE KNEW.
Rebloging forever
Basically every fandom ever.
Basically my whole life