Minimum Wage Memoirs

chronicling my soul-crushing experiences in the wonderful world of minimum wage (and other dumb crap)

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It won't be like this forever.

Better things are coming.

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Girl, you looks good, when you pack that bag lunch.

You'se a fine single mother, won't you pack that bag lunch.

Watch some 'Big Daddy' when you pack that bag lunch.

Mom, who is you playin wit? Pack that bag lunch.

Girl, you looks good, won't you pack that bag lunch.

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I went to the grocery store for the first time since this all hit the fan. On the way there Genesis 'Land of Confusion' was on the radio.

Everyone was moving slow and was all tired and sad. The shelves were bare.

The whole time they were playing Evanescence 'All of Me'.

It was the most depressing scene lol

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Part One of Psychological Horror Game 'IMMURE' Due This Week - Bloody Disgusting

Back in October, Wither Studios launched a Kickstarter for their psychological horror game, IMMURE. Despite not reaching their goal, the tea

Help support indie developers!!

My boyfriend is one of the creators of this game so it would be really awesome if you reblogged or tried the game for yourselves this Thursday! You can see youtubers like Markiplier and John Wolfe play the demo if you are interested! Familiar with Sally Face? The creator, Steve Gabry, is also on this team. So...yeah, get on that shit (pretty please) lol

Oh and it's only $8!

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you know.

It would be really great if I could go just one day without being made to feel like a worthless piece of shit.

That would be lovely.

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Ever wonder how T-Rex masturbates? Pittsburgh band, Fuck Yeah, Dinosaurs!, does! They are full of awesome people and are on spotify and band bandcamp, check them out! All of the songs are about…yeah you guessed it, dina-sahrs.

My personal favorite is ‘I’m so saur’. I just listened to the whole album in the car and I laughed so much I cried.

They are great guys so support them….do it. You’ll love their amazing shirts. Jeff Goldblum makes an appearance.

You can like their page on the facebooks or on the instagrams for info about their upcoming shows if you are in the area :)

That is all.

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There is nothing more blatantly evil than people who want to take away free school lunches. How do you even begin to justify that. Being against free school lunch programs is literally saying you don’t think actual children deserve to eat. Many kids in these programs rely on free lunches as they ONLY meal they get in a day. How the fuck do these people sleep at night. How can you live not giving a shit that children starve

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Taylor Swift's cover of 'September' sounds like you're on hold with Comcast.

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The republicans sent me this to ask my help in "furthering Trump's agenda". I think it's ready to send in.

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Because sometimes, when you search bookends shaped like a chair, Amazon knows what you really want is the D.

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We looked at an apartment that offers trash valet.

I can't stop thinking about how good of a band name that would be.

[ranawaytotelltheworld]

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BAGOOOOOOOO NOOOO I CAN'T STAND THIS, ITS SO SWEET I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING

[khadidon]

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This is too true.

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Oh yeah, break out that bird leaf baby!

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Is there anything more instantly annoying than clicking on an interesting looking YouTube video only to discover that it's narrated?

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I'm heartbroken this Valentine's Day. I just made steak and when I opened the A1, it was empty.