Newspeak Is Goodspeak

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

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• Research Department (Resdep)

• Music Department (Musdep)

[minitrue-official]

Miniluv crimestops Ungoodful Ben ref orderbuild toy crimes.

Ungoodful Ben is a crimethinking malcontenter ref freebuild toys.

Toys are orderful, ungoodful Ben is unordered.

Watch newcomrades for freethinking builds, report to Miniluv for ordered love.

[minitrue-official]

I’m starting to think Trump isn’t in charge of Israel or Iran.

Comrade George is unperson. Comrade Hubert watches Minitrue prolefeed.

[saywhat-politics]

'Dude Is Losing His S**t': Trump Clowned For Rage Quitting On 'Meet The Press'

Social media users shredded the president over his "demented and deranged" behavior during his TV tantrum.

President Donald Trump is getting called out over his absolute crash-out on “Meet the Press” after he attacked host Kristen Welker for questioning his absurd election claims before storming out of the interview.

In the wild closing moments of the interview, the president used the word “crooked” to describe elections, major news networks and Welker herself in a tantrum seemingly fueled by her fact-checking.

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Comrade Trump is undoublethinkful ref “crooked” malcontentors.

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@miniluv-official ref plusmaintain villagerfarm (In Minecraft)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[minitrue-official]

Miniplenty Foodsec telescreen is Minitrue Teledep order.

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Dayorder 14.02.2025

Comrade Elon Musk plus DOGE

(DOGE ref oldspeak, rectified)

Department of Efficiency (effdep) bellyfeel unplentying of USDA NIFA

(USDA NIFA ref oldspeak, rectified)

Miniplenty Foodsec with moneyfixxing operations. This is good. Oceania foodstuff is plenty; Oceania is uninsected.

BB unordered, Elon Reeve Musk is bellyfeeling unplus goodthinking.

Dayorder 03.04.2026

BB orderthink moneyfix Miniplenty by 2027.

Dayorder 06.06.2026

Miniplenty Foodsec Insectdep insectwipe operations are good.

Insectdep is uninsected.

Insects are unalived by insectwipe operations.

Insectwipe operations are plentied goodwise.

Help Miniplenty crimestop ungood insects goodwise.

Trust Miniplenty; trust Minitrue; trust Oceania.

Big Brother is watching you.

[targetedknowledge]

[minitrue-official]

Is blackwhite. Versificator unspeaks Eurasian oldspeak. Bellyfeelfulwise blackwhite malcontenters speak Eurasian oldspeak. Good comrades speak Newspeak on prolefeed.

Comrade Elon is undairy. Trust Minitrue.

[minitrue-official]

Miniluv is ignorant.

Ignorance is strength.

Oceania has one Party.

Miniluv is good.

[minitrue-official]

Eurasian malcontent.

[minitrue-official]

crimer @marquis-de-sade-official plussed "Qué Vas a Hacerme?" by Maria Daniela Y Su Sonido Lasser to playlist "Evil Women and Depraved Men" Big Brother is watching you

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Miniplenty is aurafarming for BB. Miniplenty is plentyfarming for Oceania.

[baddywronglegs]

The important thing about continents is first that the idea was invented with Europe in mind and second that it does not work for Europe

[minitrue-official]

There are three superpowers: Eastasia, Eurasia, and Oceania. Eurasia is the doubleunplusstrong.

[peachfromcmbyn]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[alexaloraetheris]

This just wildly reminded me of this one speculation thread I read, possibly a full decade ago, about whether Bugs Bunny would be able to beat Saitama the titular One Punch Man (I forgot the details but I think Bugs Bunny won because his is the genre power of comedy and OPM is more comedy than BB is action so he would prevail on area advantage), and now I just imagining how that same thread would go if it was Miss Piggy.

One Punch Man vs. One Karate-chop Pig

Who would win?

Miss Piggy

One Punch Man

Voting ended onMay 17

Your justifications below please.

[minitrue-official]

Malreport ref BB.

BB is unrabbit. BB is comrade. BB victories by goodthinking Partywise.

Plus: Comrade Pigatha Lee victories Eastasian malcontenters Comrade Pigatha Eastasian orderfights plusgood Eastasians. 🥋 Oceania is plusgood orderwise.

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Minipax Administrator Trump duckspeaks unpersoning of Comrade Biden.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[minitrue-official]

BB’s doubleplusignorant peacekeeper is trusting prolefeed, strongworking, and goodthinking.

[minitrue-official]

Oldspeakfulwise for unNewspeakful allies in Eurasia Disputed Territories:

“Big Brother’s best soldier accepts propaganda, is hardworking, and is nationalistic.”