cool beans

••• Niamh ••• I just post things I like sideblog @aberrybat

[funny-tik-toks]

[cipheramnesia]

The moment he gets so grossed out he has to leave but he can't.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

She is so brilliantly tasteless.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time she makes one of these they get worse

[duckbunny]

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

[duckbunny]

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

[pseudomasochist]

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

[fractoluminescence]

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

[duckbunny]

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

[xdarkfaeteethx-deactivated20260]

If you see me like your vent post that is me giving u a lil hug, I do not enjoy your suffering

[kosmogrl]

[color-palettes]

Mass - Submitted by: fastman27

#6D6C80 #8A97A5 #B2C6CD #D9E5F3 #77D2F1 #63AED4

[stannisbaratheon]

[stannisbaratheon]

i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today

[uptownthots]

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

[uptownthots]

DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT

[sanrio-stud]

how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?

0-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-15,000

15,001-20,000

20,001-25,000

25,001-30,000

30,001-40,000

40,001-50,000

50,001-60,000

> 60,000

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

[parkchanwoohoo]

[geralt-of-riviass]

I need as many people as possible to see this cause I'm all giddy about this project and how good it turned out.

Cross stitch Rocky puppet made with plastic canvas.

[jeniferprince]

pearl lovers

patreon // buy prints here

[nora-yoko]

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yes this can come in the form of dressing up as a pack of rats and offering people "Congratulations! You've Contracted The Black Death" hand stamps, but consider also:

walking around asking people if they want to pet your rat (plushie)

going in character as a fur trader carting around a wagon full of exotic wares at competitive prices

handing people a business card containing only the printed image of a flea (and on the back, the text "uh-oh!")

cosplaying as a giant bacterium

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*hands you my business card* it contains a single drawing of a flea

*instinctively you flip it over searching for information*

[notoisstrange]

Jc study

[notoisstrange]

Like Mother, like Son - There was no affection but still love

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[expressions-of-nature]

Indigirka River, Russia by Andrey Grachev