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♥ ~ starring minerva mink from 1993's animaniacs ! heavily canon divergent / headcanon-based portrayal insp. by characters like bugs bunny , betty boop , red hot riding hood , lorela lee ( anita loos' gentlemen prefer blondes ) , & the marilyn monroe architype . yearned by jamface . ~ ♥

💎 𝑅𝒰𝐿𝐸𝒮. 💎 𝐵𝐼𝒪. 💎 𝒱𝐸𝑅𝒮𝐸𝒮.

♥ psd . ♥ icons . ♥ dash icon . ♥ header . ♥ divider . ♥ promo .

#💎 / out of character.#💎 / pinned.

♥ how many brain cells do you have ?

you have three ( 3 ) brain cells

knowledge is power . be careful of how you use it . ( no <3 ) if you ever say you're dumb i don't trust you . ( teehee ) either you're lying or you don't use the three whole brain cells you've been blessed with . ( :3 )

taggged by : @musemelodies <3

#💎 / dash games.

“ awfully homophobic that i get a withdrawal headache on the first day of pride . just sayin' . ”

#💎 / in character.#💎 / crack.#// damn u hays >:/

"You haven't seen the bean spiders, have you?" //From kid Debbie

minerva is staying veeeeeeerry still as the said spiders make themselves quite at home in her hair . on god , they're in her hair . the mink's eye twitches , the other's iris beginning to swirl in stressful restraint .

“ please take them . ” she squeaks . “ pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepl- ”

#💎 / in character.#💎 / asks.#stereotypcd #// they're just little guys but *internal screaming*

how would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and were olllddd?

“ there go my free coffee privileges . ” the mink shrugged with a snort . “ good thing there's senior discounts . let's be real , nonnie . the way i see the old folks go about , i'd probably be too old to care . ”

there's an odd comfort in that , she thinks , just as much as it is a little frightening . you won't get that from her , though . minerva stands by what she says .

“ ya think granny & witch hazel would invite me for tea & bingo ? ”

#💎 / in character.#💎 / asks.#💎 / anonymous.

lilac-roleplay-starters

Marcus the Worm starters :

"I don't like this rock, it's pissing me off."

"This one's a keeper."

"I have a 25% off coupon per can of soup."

"You want some wasps?"

"I have 7,212 wasps."

"I'm going to fuck you."

"I can't find my Doritos spicy sweet chili tortilla chips."

"I sure wish I had working eyesight."

"I must make my way out there into the world."

"You want some shrimp?"

"My mother is dead, the mafia got her."

"I don't think I'm running the company well."

"I'm afraid this is the owner of the Kmart Corporation."

"I will douse you in gasoline and ignite it into a fiery sacrificial display of immolation from my own satisfaction, you stupid idiotically vermin."

"-insert character name- shanked me in the leg at Panera Bread."

"You haven't seen the bean spiders, have you?"

"I got some green stuff on my finger again, I'm a little sad about it."

"Rigatoni pasta, yum yum."

"I'm analyzing your likelihood of organ failure."

"I accidentally atomized an Applebee's."

"You're ruining the vibe."

"I've discredited the invention of the stepladder."

"Apparently, it's not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant."

#💎 / rp memes.

honk4muses

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#💎 / promo.#honk4muses #hcdgepcdge #forgttnlives

animationfan69

The beautiful Colleen in the Disney short Duck Pimples (1945)

#// gifs #💎 / musing.#💎 / minerva likes.

lesserknownwaifus

#💎 / musing.#// her noodly animation is mincore <3

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Bon Jovi – You Give Love A Bad Name

#💎 / audio .

every time some yutz complains about charas being drawn too suggestive / pretty she gains more power

#// aphrodite be condemned???#// & don't get me started on the 'under 5'7 means minor coded' lol. lmao even.#// on a fun-er note give her a segment w/ will hays it'd be funny #💎 / dash comm.

musemelodies

"They're schmucks, I tell ya! Oh, don't even mention that name to me! He still has A LOT to answer for! Don't get me started on Plotz either! We'll be here all day..."

minkroe

“ yeah , yeah you're right— this is all small potatoes compared to what was going on back then . ”

still it stunk . minerva groans with her whole chest . an excuse to whine & complain ? please , walter . you know her .

“ like . look— my schtick wasn't standard , fine whatever . but everyone else ? the kids ? ” she scoffs .

“ maybe girth plotz really DID replace comedy with ken burns' history of paddleball . ”

#💎 / in character.#💎 / threads.#musemelodies : walter #// lets be bitter lets be mean-

“ also , if i have to do another uninspired fractured fairytales skit , i'm gonna stab someone with a spindle wheel— ”

#💎 / in character.#💎 / dash comm.#// parody is best when theres actual appreciation to said subject of parody #// red hot riding hood doesn't count its actually creative & fun

musemelodies

"Gee, I'm SO glad they called me after twenty-two years to do a cameo. As a huntin' trophy. With no dialogue. AHEM. If anybody needs me, I'll be waitin' by the phone for the next century."