Hokage!Naruto HCs That No One Asked For:
- He’s constantly coming up with new ways to avoid his responsibilities.
- If he spent half as much time actually DOING his job, he’d be ahead of schedule.
- He actually secretly gets Gaara to help VIA skype.
- Gaara does. Fondly. Repeatedly. Often.
- He also skypes Gaara to gossip about other Kages.
- Naruto’s constantly sending Sasuke letters complaining about being Hokage.
- Sasuke scoffs at them but keeps every single one anyway.
- Shikamaru is so tired of finding dummies in place of his Hokage in the office chair.
- Tsunade is a Terrible Influence™ she keeps getting their Hokage drunk to celebrate his inauguration ten years after the fact.
- “I’m celebrating I dont have to do this anymore” ~ Tsunade, probably.
- Kakashi lowkey thinks Naruto’s escape plans are impressive. He should’ve thought of them himself when he was Hokage.
- Kiba has arm wrestling matches with Naruto.
- The winner gets to be Hokage for the day.
- Even though Naruto is Tired™ he still doesnt give up on being Hokage.
- Plus Kiba’s probably going to release the kennels in the streets of Konoha.
- Karin tries to get free stuff from stores because she’s “The Hokage’s only surviving blood relative”.
- Naruto has a pet frog he keeps in his office.
- When Naruto visibly misses Sasuke, Sai draws him an animated Sasuke plushie that ends up wrestling Naruto’s frog.
- Naruto always ends up squeezing Ink!Sasuke so hard it pops.
- the Ink stains on his robe are what alert everyone to their Hokage’s current emotional state.
- Sakura is only summoned in extreme circumstances by Shikamaru whenever he can’t get Naruto to do his fucking job.
- To Naruto, the name Sakura is synonymous with Pain.
- Naruto does a week’s worth of work in one sitting after that.
- Naruto makes clones to help him with his job, but then they end up fighting over who’s the best Hokage and he has to dispel all of them.
- Whenever Sasuke’s in the village, Naruto is almost impossible to pin down.
- Not even Sakura has any power over him.
- Sasuke pretends the clinginess annoys him but he secretly likes it.
- Naruto establishes Family Day in Konoha.
- Sasuke never misses it every year, he and Naruto spend it with orphans they inadvertently adopted from all around the world.
- Naruto sometimes takes his pet frog on walks.
- Sometimes he loses him and alerts his Anbu to go find him.
- Gaara likes to send Naruto a new cactus for every year that passes with Naruto still as Hokage.
- Naruto sends packs of ramen back. Gaara appreciates that he tries.
- Naruto’s office is like a mini greenhouse thanks to Ino and Gaara.
- Ino is the reason Naruto’s office is full of fresh flowers. She drops them off weekly.
- Shino sends Naruto monthly reminders (in the form of bugs) reminding him of his existence.
- Naruto keeps forgetting to assign him and his team missions.
- Naruto hates sleeping in his office because he thinks its haunted by Hiruzen Sarutobi.
- Naruto likes to gossip in his letters to Sasuke.
- Sasuke knows far too much for a man who spends most of the year outside the village.
- Lee is even worse than Tsunade, he’s the reason their Hokage is sometimes seen walking around the village…using his hands.
- Neji is somehow roped into these stupid competitions.
- He takes them very seriously.
- Despite being one of the only two most powerful shinobi alive, Naruto still only wins half the time against Lee.
- The entire shinobi world not so secretly thinks Naruto is the best Kage anyone could’ve asked for.
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