Not Chainsaw

I believe I'm real.

[thinkanamelater]

solid advice

[raisel-the-riveter]

so I’ve been meaning to put this on tumblr and keep forgetting but, in the campaign I’m running my sister is playing an orc fighter, and one of the options you can pick for a fighter’s signature weapon is that it “glows in the presence of [fill in the blank].”

I was like, “oh, that’s funny because it’s a reference to that sword in The Hobbit that glows in the presence of orcs. Your weapon probably doesn’t glow in the presence of orcs.”

to which she responded, “FUCK YEAH it does.”

So now we have in the party an orc fighter with a club that glows in the presence of orcs. Or, as far as the character is concerned, a club that glows. It’s been in her family for generations since some ancestor won it in a battle, and it’s just always glowed. She has a sack to put it in when she’s trying to be stealthy.

[stardustinjune]

My wrist hurts after months of working on this, so please enjoy this product of my pain. Also. Like. MAJOR SPOILERS.

[heedra]

what if, like bats, blood-sucking vampires actually represent a small percentage of the full vampire population and most horrible undead creatures of the night are adapted to eat bugs, fruits, and nectars

[wepon]

let

them

eat

bugs

[geostatonary]

You, a Ventrue: dignified, refined, drinks only the blood of virgins from a crystal glass

Me, a Nosferatu: vaccums up every bug in sight while screaming like the goblin I am

[jayunderscore]

Anything good on Tumblr, today?

[rafawriter]

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

the fun part is trying to figure out what everyone in the notes’ real names are

[corvidhorde]

aejk

[moved2colesprse-deactivated2017]

eiinnrt

[art-and-other-rhythms]

Aadenr

[like-bunnies]

ijor

[dragongirltitties]

Aadeinr

[taakovapes]

[xvrkitree-deactivated20200122]

[delsinsfire]

I heard there’s a new meme in town

[yayapplejuice]

[artofthecatt]

Visit Original Link

[everydaylouie]

the short i made for polaris/disney xd is HERE

THE LEGEND OF FUJI APPLE

[climateadaptation-deactivated20]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

There he goes

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

armoured ferret

[bace-jeleren]

The pinecone returns to the tree

[babyanimalgifs]

Why does this cat look so evil

[tangarang]

this cat looks like a lawful evil doing the whole “were not so different, you and i” speech at the protagonist

[gauntletqueen]

This cat sits in a huge desk chair petting a bond villain

[league-of-extraordinarycomics]

Created by Dragonart

[kibadoglover45]

@milkfake

[the-blue-wizard-deactivated2018]

Batman: The Animated Series Season 5 (2017)

[squatlord-draws]

i aint finishin this

[humming-fly]

So earlier today I got the best POTG of my life