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[gyullim-deactivated20200224]

[sirfrogsworth]

The good news is that USPS has put considerable effort into a new tracking system. 

The bad news is they might have overcorrected. 

I signed up for email notifications for the status of my package. I’ve been getting 4 emails a day telling me where the box is. I didn’t think there was such a thing as too much tracking information, but they are giving it their best shot. 

I’m worried my inbox is going to label them as spam soon.

Dave just ran your package to the conveyor!

Your package is on the truck.

Steve is filling the truck with fuel. Pretty sure it’s diesel. 

We can confirm it was diesel. 

Steve just crossed the state line. If your package was contraband you have now committed a federal crime.

Your package is at a rest stop. Steve was sleepy.

Steve is back on the road! Currently listening to Fallout Boy. Do you like their new song? I think it’s catchy.

Your package is now in Canada.

Just kidding! It’s in Kansas.

Steve is on your street!

Steve is in your driveway!

Steve is at your door!

Knock knock. 

Who’s there? 

Your package! 

Your package who? 

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Also, sign here.

Mission accomplished. Enjoy that dildo.

Just kidding. We don’t know if it is a dildo. The x-ray was inconclusive.

I’m just emailing you to say hi.

[taeguks]

  It’s fashion [transl.]

[rmsjoon-deactivated20200512]

the universe has moved for us without missing a single thing because our happiness has been planned

(click for higher resolution) 

[chimkooker]

what does Jimin’s existence mean to you?

honey

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I was at my cousin’s house for a family barbecue and she shushed us all bc her neighbor ‘The Captain’ was walking by with a dog, and he was just some skinny guy with a long ponytail and a captain’s hat walking an irish wolfhound so we all like ‘what’s the big deal’ but she told us to wait and then like ten minutes later he passed again on his way back to his house but he just…had a different dog. it was like a cocker spaniel. she said every day he leaves the house with the wolfhound and comes back with the tiny dog and she’s never seen them get returned either way. she can never find out where he walks to. shes been watching him for years. my family was freaking the fuck out one of my other cousins looked like he was about to have an aneurysm.  

[riarklescomets]

This is comedy gold

[kassareo]

[ life is ecstasy ]

[kassareo]

bts x red velvet = answer x summer magic  [ concept swap ] 

[neverthere12345]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

[yoorenda]

BTS| LOVE YOURSELF 結 Answer ❄(Snowglobe ver.) °° ©피치모션

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[jeonjungkoos]

sleeping bwiuty

[zotte]

JK

[aidn]

how the hell do i talk to people

[citrus-hills-blog]

Stand in front of them and press A

[queernigga]

IM GONNA SCREAM

[namgination]

epiphany (2018) cr. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

[geniuslab]

he’s too powerful (for @seokkieverse​)