MintBoy

enby, demigreygay, he/?idk - My body hates me but I like it anyway - There's a tactful cactus by my window

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[cowboy]

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

[minnienelaa]

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

[cowboy]

Okay

[hospitaliers]

What doesn’t kill me gives me kinks that are difficult to explain

[lssofficial]

I love that omens of the third age has three trans men heroes

[lssofficial]

i think aurora is so forcemasc-able

[lssofficial]

all these anorexic hairless girl heros need t and 4000 calories a day and he/him pronouns so bad

[batsdotjpg]

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

[aceinthetrap]

Dynasty Flowchart (Extended) – Nüwa Hanfu

An ultra extended flowchart for identifying dynasties! Even identifying sub-periods of each dynasty. As always, this is a general guide ther

does the makeup look sad or happy? >>> goth & sad >>> middle tang dynasty [lmao]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[cursesandcrows]

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different

[fleshengine]

laying in bed, high as fuck, thinking about balsamic vinegar

[puppygirldick]

Its like grape soy sauce

[fleshengine]

:/

[puppygirldick]

Both are brown liquid made from mold growing on it

[fleshengine]

You know, you're not wrong. I still don't have to enjoy the truth.

[fleshengine]

Good fucking luck. I think I'm like 1-6 when it comes to people saying that on my posts. If this breaks 200 I'll be surprised.

[undeadentropy]

Half the food we consume is the result of selective decay. They tend to be the best foods, which raises many questions on our ecological role in this world

[brattylikestoeat]

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[cassolotl]

I'M SO SICK OF SHOES NOT BEING FOOT-SHAPED

MAKE YOUR SHOES FOOT-SHAPED YOU IDIOTS

YOU HAD ONE JOB

[cassolotl]

Baby: My feet are little triangles

[Source: Pixabay]

Western white woman: Wow, ancient Chinese foot binding for aesthetics was Messed Up, right?

Western white woman:

[Source: Clarks (the "good" brand for people who want healthy feet!), eBay]

Adult who has always made the effort to wear healthy shoes: Anyway, at least my shoes are the same shape as my feet

Their feet:

[Source: left, right]

Their "comfortable" and "functional" shoes:

[Source: Loafers, walking boots, trainers]

Most modern societies: Foot injuries are normal and common, shoes have to be worn in, we all have bad posture for some reason, it's a given that elderly people have problems with their feet, etc.

Adult who has never worn shoes: My feet are big triangles, and my toes are useful

[Source: "Conclusions drawn from a comparative study of the feet of barefooted and shoe-wearing peoples", Dr Philip Hoffmann, 1905. PDF]

[grimmscythe]

Reblog to cast heal on prev

[supermariomamafucker]

scientist discovers a little animal awww