cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and
e
idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care
you get what i mean.
Mike Driver
art blog(derogatory)

No title available
Cosmic Funnies
AnasAbdin
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

izzy's playlists!
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
KIROKAZE
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
No title available

JVL
Three Goblin Art
tumblr dot com

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
todays bird
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Argentina

seen from Singapore

seen from T1

seen from Singapore
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Singapore

seen from Canada

seen from Egypt
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Poland

seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
@mintmintminnt
cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and
e
idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care
you get what i mean.
Source
Happy Pride Month!
Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!
-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?
i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out
i would settle for
melatonin gummies but
well. knock yourself out
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast
♡ gay + trans public transport | source
Ηappy Ρride Μonth to every member of Jonestown except Jim Jones
Ηappy Ρride Μonth to the gays (& fujoshis) who don't know who Jim Jones is but find his ideas compelling
Information
@silly-signs 👀
Official silly sign
im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at
Deactivated.... Op did it boys
try going outside tomorrow. you may find some kind of creature to look at
Information
@silly-signs 👀
i feel strongly about this
The Sam Standee is falling in love with Ado in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream!
(by @hyperfixationjunkie)
Submit your own edits!
Weiterlesen
Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today
Edit:
THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!
TWO GIMMICK BLOGS??
Yeah you’re right there should be more
certified gimmick post
can you put that thing on a leash?
you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of
Any relationship advice?
Yeah, my old-ass grandma always told me that soup on a Saturday guarantees you a kiss on Sunday. I honestly don't know what the fuck she means though.
Means soup is good
Sure, but why is there a day buffer period between the soup and the kiss? Does it only work on weekends? Also why only soup? When you really sit down and think about it, there are a lot of holes in her argument.
wtf i saw this while eating soup on saturday
share it with someone for an effective meet cute 👍
Any relationship advice?
Yeah, my old-ass grandma always told me that soup on a Saturday guarantees you a kiss on Sunday. I honestly don't know what the fuck she means though.
Means soup is good
Sure, but why is there a day buffer period between the soup and the kiss? Does it only work on weekends? Also why only soup? When you really sit down and think about it, there are a lot of holes in her argument.
soup = kiss potion with a cooldown timer, buffed by limiting its effect to a specific day of the week