Mint!

lots of random memes as well as some german posts, jet lag the game, dan and phil, green brothers, vocaloid, physics, NWSL and whatever else // any pronouns ^^

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[the-haiku-bot]

i would settle for

melatonin gummies but

well. knock yourself out

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[gardenview-stims]

♡ gay + trans public transport | source

[machine-unlearning]

Ηappy Ρride Μonth to every member of Jonestown except Jim Jones

[machine-unlearning]

Ηappy Ρride Μonth to the gays (& fujoshis) who don't know who Jim Jones is but find his ideas compelling

[fuer-diesen-sommer]

Information

[mintmintminnt]

@silly-signs 👀

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[stillons-deactivated20230901]

im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

[wizardshark]

Deactivated.... Op did it boys

[creatures-in-posts]

try going outside tomorrow. you may find some kind of creature to look at

[fuer-diesen-sommer]

Information

[mintmintminnt]

@silly-signs 👀

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[where-is-the-sam-standee]

The Sam Standee is falling in love with Ado in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream!

(by @hyperfixationjunkie)

Submit your own edits!

Weiterlesen

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[unyieldingsilence]

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[ominous-signs]

🐐

[gremlinservant]

TWO GIMMICK BLOGS??

[ominous-signs]

Yeah you’re right there should be more

[gimmickblog-posts]

certified gimmick post

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[pukicho]

Any relationship advice?

Yeah, my old-ass grandma always told me that soup on a Saturday guarantees you a kiss on Sunday. I honestly don't know what the fuck she means though.

[drink-yo-water]

Means soup is good

[pukicho]

Sure, but why is there a day buffer period between the soup and the kiss? Does it only work on weekends? Also why only soup? When you really sit down and think about it, there are a lot of holes in her argument.

[thewizardofsapphire]

wtf i saw this while eating soup on saturday

[mintmintminnt]

share it with someone for an effective meet cute 👍

[pukicho]

Any relationship advice?

Yeah, my old-ass grandma always told me that soup on a Saturday guarantees you a kiss on Sunday. I honestly don't know what the fuck she means though.

[drink-yo-water]

Means soup is good

[pukicho]

Sure, but why is there a day buffer period between the soup and the kiss? Does it only work on weekends? Also why only soup? When you really sit down and think about it, there are a lot of holes in her argument.

[mintmintminnt]

soup = kiss potion with a cooldown timer, buffed by limiting its effect to a specific day of the week