Mint

some sort of creature I enjoy aquariums, ttrpgs, video gaems

[wintercorrybriea]

[that-house]

[mintraccoon]

Reminds me of when I started making a language relation/history flowchart for my dnd world which doesn't even have a campaign in it.

[caelusspacelus]

“I love your artstyle! What brush do you use?”

shrimp.

Also yes, i was watching y3llow’s stream while doing this… plus new style I’m trying out… I wanna try smt like super colorful! If you have any name ideas for this silly lil fellow… pls do share 😍

[mintraccoon]

Need to start using shrimp brush in order to improve my art

[guerrillatech]

[mintraccoon]

You don't need to sweeten the deal pal, you already had me convinced!

[dailyshrimpdoodles]

day 14

[mintraccoon]

Safety Shrimp! He will identify workplace hazards

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

if Charlie Kirk didn't want his death to be made fun of he should have died in seriouser circumstances

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

his last insta post. man I can't. I can't make a better joke than this

[failure-to-adult]

Ok, so just to be clear, the full circumstances of his death were:

-Shot while saying that gun violence wasn't a problem

-While standing under a banner reading "Prove Me Wrong"

-After posting "Play certain games, win certain prizes"

-By a shooter from a rival right wing terror group

-Who engraved his bullets with memes

-And would have gotten away scott free because the investigators were being led by two former podcast hosts

-Except he decided to brag to his family about it

-Causing everyone fawning over Kirk as some kind of martyr to immediately shut the fuck up

-To the point where the President went in less than 24 hours from "he was like a son to me" to "Charlie who?"

This is like something a writer on Law & Order would write to try to give the moral "hey advocating for gun violence is bad".

[arabbara]

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

[gentlerainmorninghush]

A 10-year update to this post:

R.I.P. to the more than 4,500,000 people of Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Yemen, and Syria, who have lost their lives as a result of American occupation.

[vrag-veshtica]

keeping the tags well said op

[iwontusethis255]

happy birthday sif and the other one

[deergirlsrituals]

[scramratz]

[armengoldira]

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

[coughloop]

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

[morwentrouble]

sound on for his adorable gremlin giggles and commentary in a lovely accent

[mikkeneko]

[dsmsix]

[mintraccoon]

This is my philosophy

[mintraccoon]

Painted my nails black again, nature (me) is healing

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[mintraccoon]

THE BELL BEAST IS SO CUTE. BEST BOY

[animentality]

[melonisopod]

[acecream-and-cake]

[criminalizegolf]

Why golf is terrible:

Destroys habitats

Wastes lots of water

My brother golfed in high school (I love him and he's a really good guy but the ancient laws of sibling rivalry demand I hate the things he likes)

Rich people like golf

My proposed solution to the Golf Problem:

Turn 99/100 golf courses into wildlife preserves and make 1/100 into chuck e cheese's where you're allowed to beat the cheese rat with sticks

EDIT: I've gotten a lot of asks about the legality of mini-golf. The guidelines for what constitutes a legally permissible putt-putt course can be found here.

[eepy-prince-maxxy]

From gays to... actually still gays!

This is a sketch of a koboldsona I made for my bf @mintraccoon (very gay)