Mintronus Prime.

choi minho. 09.12.91. shinee's main rapper. antonio banderas.

[shineeworld2008]

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So I figured something out...

Drunk self + Wet floor = Re-busted ankle.

I shouldn't have gone for a bath last night while drunk. I know for a fact Twinho's gonna laugh at me whenever he hears.

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Oh totally. The most daebak things on the planet.

Yeah? Good to know.~

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Even if they're all to the same song.

You half made a liar out of me, though. So well done.

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I can’t. Nope. I can’t.

So, you feel better than you did yesterday?

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Don't be dissing the Naruto AMVs, man. They're the best things ever.

Much, much better.

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Not really, that songs not bad. As long as it wasn’t Animal I Have Become.

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All of the Naruto AMVs.

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I might judge you depending on what song it is.

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It was Never Too Late.

Am I being judged?

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Is it one of those days?

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Yes, yes it is.

I'm judging myself a little bit. Only a little bit though.

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May or may not be listening to Three Days Grace.　

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Something like that, yeah.

But this is all purely hypothetical until you actually get around to making that request.

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You're gonna make me say it again, aren't you, motherfucker?

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Please and then follow it with what exactly you’re wanting and then maybe we’ll be able to work something out.

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Okay so. It'd be something like this; Please stop being a snarky asshole and suck my dick.

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I might be nice, but I’m not that nice. You’d have to ask me real nice if that’s what you wanted.

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Right. Would please be enough? 'Cause that's about as nice as I go.

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And here you were telling me yesterday it’d be a long, loooooong time. 

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What can I say? It's one of those days.

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-clears throat-

You’re funny. 

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Except I'm being serious. You're welcome to repeat yesterday if you mind my ankle.

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Unless you want a repeat of yesterday I suggest you quit while you’re ahead.

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Who says I don't? As long as you, y'know, mind the ankle.

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You son of a bitch. 

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You kind of walked into it. 

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I just wanna see you strip right now ‘cause it’s late, babe. I just wanna see you strip, take ya’ time with it. I just wanna see you strip, damn you sexy. 

And now we’re full circle ‘cause I’m Chris Brown. But you should sing in Spanish more often, man. 

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Take advantage of tonight, 'cause tomorrow I'm off to do bad and perform for princess. But tonight, I can make you my queen and make love to love to you endless. 

Oh yeah? Why?

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Tonight. I want all of you tonight. Gimme everything tonight. For all we know we might not get tomorrow, let’s do it tonight.

And now I’m Neyo since you’re Pitbull. 

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Que ola cata, que ola omega, and this how we gon' do it. Dalé. One, two, three, four. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. I know you want me, want me. You know I wan'cha, wan'cha. I know you want me, want me. You know I wan'cha, wan'cha. 

And since the rest of that song is mostly in Spanish, I'm just not going to sing any more of it.