Comfort Chocolate For All!

I may be weak and full of flaws, but I will never stop moving forward.

[frozen-house]

padparadschas

[dyeriink]

me, talking to my ridiculously smart friends:

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[captainignis]

some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?

me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do

[richhomieavin-deactivated201810]

TV mental illness vs IRL mental illness.

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

[bourtange]

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

[siderealsandman]

prince zuko got you all out here thinking every dark haired antagonist boy is gonna do right in the end when zuzu was the exception not the rule

[sailorbrazil]

[ephemeralhorror]

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

[aspectofachilles]

[echomortis]

Thinks about how a guy got paid to say nothing but radda radda for the entire run of chowder

[mental-ch-illness]

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

[sarahsoph]

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?

[meangirlnurse]

i’m always vaguely in an airport

[meangirlnurse]

even when i’m literally not in an airport i’m still emotionally in an airport

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

haters see me smelling the odour lines of a roast chicken and floating towards it with my feet off the ground

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

[deactivated-blog]

When ‘we built this city’ comes on the radio on a family car trip and you know everyone else in the car is just enjoying the song but your stuck in shittily drawn ms paint cow purgatory

[deweyduckfuckedmywife]

When you like funny cow video

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

cursed relics of the past:

shoplifting fandom

dmmd

SA LP-era danganronpa 

when kill la kill ended with mako kissing ryuko on the mouth and saying “let’s go on a date” and gamako shippers tried to convince everyone that the word “date” meant “a platonic excursion between gal pals” in japanese 

kill la kill discourse in general

endless chocolate gif

tagging everything with eyes in it as “scopophobia”

love nectar