Professional Jackass

[CJ][23][they/she/he] [designer/illustrator] [art tag is #scribbles !!]

[mintycomets]

@ all my mutuals who aren’t into marvel rivals: i am so sorry

[mintycomets]

@ all my mutuals who haven’t seen project hail mary or the nice guys: i am so sorry

[teal-tealwren]

there are only ghosts here

[rabbiteclair]

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

[voidsetup1]

nothing here to run from

[pineappical]

ive had this one sitting in my files for the looongest time.. finally decided to finish it :)

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[incaseyouart]

Holland March & Jackson Healy from The Nice Guys~

Never thought I'd draw Russell Crowe but here we are! I also didn't like this movie upon first watch, but then fell down the rabbit hole of fanart and fic and yup - I love it now lol (the power of fandom never ceases to amaze me)

[alephzero-0]

I drew it with ART-drone too

[anasabdin]

Conditions Apply [ 10 colors ]

[bettedavisgf]

i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence

[humanoidhistory]

Planet Saturn, observed by Voyager 1 on this day in 1980.

[pjackk]

Weed often is for stoners that want to feel strange when they want to get weird

[endlesss-rain]

"spiderman brand new day has a good plot"

looks inside plot

''there is no righteousness in suffering alone and isolating yourself from everything is never the answer because you'll eventually start to lose sense of who you are as you spiral further into depression and suicidal ideation this is why you need to let people help you and allow yourself to believe in a better future even if it feels impossible at times''

well shit. it does have a good plot

[pien-art]

Eva Stratt idk how anyone can hate you. The woman you are!!!

[plumeriyaaa]

Coworker friendships be like (inspired by that one ayo edibiri and ebon moss-bachrach story pic)

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.