What am I doing with my life

[draconym]

exsscussse me

could ssssomeone open thissss

hello???

[draconym]

@spindercatscher Thank you! It's new! Eastern ratsnakes love to climb, and you can sometimes spot them in trees in summer. Mousetrap has outgrown his 30 gallon so I bought an IKEA cabinet (110+ gallons?!) and have spent the weekend converting it into a snake enclosure.

It's almost done, it just needs a few more plastic plants and maybe a couple coats of polyurethane on that wood shelf to keep it from warping due to humidity.

He spent all evening exploring it and is now napping in his new humid hide on the second level.

[draconym]

He wanted to help build.

He likes the bumper that keeps his wood chips in.

[kaijuno]

I would die for him

[platinumsupa]

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.

[platinumsupa]

this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story “Of MSE-6 And Men”.  He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.

The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.

[platinumsupa]

since I’m getting naysayers about this again!

The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isn’t listed as Tarkin specifically

However.

The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421

At one point the officer says he won’t be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning he’s definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader

At one point the officer jokes he just gave an “explosive” demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up. 

According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkin’s voice for the officer in question

It’s Tarkin. 

[mycroftrh]

I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but it’s… pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.

That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.

Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.

[gotinterest]

so wait you guys are telling me that this king and Tarkoff were the first gay Star Wars characters?

[zac-of-all-blades]

I need more of this. NOW.

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[wow-very-emo-such-bands]

What people think why i became a bookbinder: Oh she wants to explore her artistic horizon with those pretty leather bound books of hers. She even gives them out as gifts to her friends. It most likely helps her with anxiety or maybe she just wanted a more special costume made notebook.

Why I actually became a bookbinder: I just illegally downloaded and printed out several of my favourite fanfics and books and started binding them into books cuz I love reading them but looking at screens for too long gives me headaches.

[dial666]

op youre fucking big brained oh my god

[wow-very-emo-such-bands]

If you want to i can send you a link to some of the Tutorial videos i started binding my fanfic books.

[cyanidevamp]

PLEASE SEND ME THE LINK I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD 

[alexstyx]

PLEASE SEND LINKS OP PLEASE I BEG YOU

[wow-very-emo-such-bands]

@laughuntilourribsgettough @starduststyx upon request: A tutorial playlist for my personal favourite bookbinding methods

Longstitch binding

https://youtu.be/a_LZ-BWhH_Q

2)Japanese Binding

https://youtu.be/j-r6c_trSxY

3) Belgian Binding

https://youtu.be/w-oct9Ttp1g

4) Coptic stitch binding

https://youtu.be/TdHo8NtDOXc

5) Case Bookbinding

https://youtu.be/Av_rU-yOPd4

[theavengers]

Thor: Ragnarok cast plays “Would you rather?” 

[changkyussy]

#i respect one director who fully understood loki and thor

[meme4u]

[driinababy-blog]

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

[nightmareloki]

Oh my GOD

[loki-dokey]

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

[doctorwhothefuckareyou]

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

[aliyamustafinna-deactivated2021]

did he win

[thecostellomusic]

DID HE WIN

[safitheartist]

For people who are confused, the springs of the board went lose causing it to catapult him forward.

[simonalkenmayer]

God if this doesn’t remind me of waking up.

[kreature-ofthenight]

thatys just straight up cartoons physics I love it

[scoutsmoocrew]

[markv5]

[nauticalradical]

[ggnnbvfgbjmbfgj-deactivated2020]

now that toy story is over, buzz lightyear of star command universe deserves a  3d film too and heres why

video source: Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins, 2000 (theres also a tv show but it would be too long to go thru it for a video)

[ggnnbvfgbjmbfgj-deactivated2020]

the amount of people who have no idea that this film or that the tv show existed is sad if theres any 2000-ish disney show i could reboot in a heartbeat it would be Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

[loracarol]

don’t you forget 

the wirewolf

aka what happens when you put a werewolf on the moon

[girlcowboy1]

This ex yakuza member and his wife going grocery shopping together is the cutest, most pure thing I’ve ever seen

[shinosarna]

I love that this clerk is fucking astral projecting after hearing what he just said

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

can’t believe I haven’t posted my favorite out of context moomin clip yet

[weaver-z]

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

[weaver-z]

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

[airframeextender]

[mysterymeat6649127739816]

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

squad

[bopeep]

we dem b o y z

[1000deaddraculas]

KATA ✰ MARI ✰ DAMA ✰ CY !

[silmaspens]

Fellowship of the Ring

Chapter 9 • Chapter 10 • Chapter 11

[jaubaius]

It belongs in a museum,I think

[su-whisterfield]

This is utterly fabulous!