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he/they ◇ 30s ◇ metalhead, cat dad, would die for gabe landeskog ◇ mostly but not exclusively avs ◇ buzzer beaters #92

[minyardlumberyard]

'from the ashes a fire shall be woken; a light from the shadows shall spring' -j.r.r. tolkien

[starrynet]

hockey players complimenting each other about looking huge/bulking up during the offseason feels similar to what it would sound like if bears could congratulate each other about preparing well for winter. like good job with the weight gain bro. that’ll increase your odds of survival for sure

[2colde]

sports are the mind killer sports are the spirit killer

[itsgonnabeoak]

is this anything

[ninetieees]

True Detective (2014)

[kosmogrl]

[minyardlumberyard]

still mad and sad lmfao oh well what can you do at least i played slightly less shitty hockey today

[minyardlumberyard]

i forgot our goalie doesn't know i call him beer league scott wedgewood 💀 said that last night and i think it nuked him from orbit a little lmfao

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

[blankspace-sydney]

man it sucks that a caesar salad would hit rn

[minyardlumberyard]

bb27: YO i heard you got a goal is that true?!

me, the entire tournament's worst skater by a country mile: um. I don't....think so???

[gothiccharmschool]

Yes, this is my circus, those are my monkeys, and yes I deliberately gave them those flamethrowers.

[minyardlumberyard]

actually fuck it I'm just gonna turn into the joker. lmfao you all thought i was Barely Tolerable before. buckle up asshole you are Not Prepared for an eli who no longer gives a shit about trying not to ruin everything all the time

[minyardlumberyard]

rsd is so stupid I'm going to decompose

[schmilsson]

sports arent real

[schmilsson]

sports stands for

S - piss

P - yourself

O - off

R - immediately

T - for

S - free

[minyardlumberyard]

im gonna sleep in the yard the mosquitoes can have me who cares

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]