Crew

fandom sideblog, currently obsessing

[itsgonnabeoak]

Intro post!!!

hello! I’m Badger or Crew, either one is fine :]

fandom side blog!!!!! My main is @crewcannedsoup but it is a hot mess of spam

currently thinking about dndads, natm, andor, otgw, and more (ace attorney, jrwi, lotr, and more im forgetting)

(andthebadge -> itsgonnabeoak)

[poorlemons]

been watching ym friend play deltarune and guys. its. way better than i thought it would be (i mean i knew it was good but. yknow) yall never mention how fuckign funny it is

[jiiin22]

the bravest human

[evstratt]

You're very mysterious. No, I'm not.

EVA STRATT | PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[cartoonverisimilitude]

I’ll take your “Jewish Ryland Grace” headcanon and raise you a “Jewish Eva Stratt.”

Think about it. An Eva Stratt raised Jewish but erased all public records connected to her people to protect them. So they wouldn’t be blamed for her mistakes. An Eva Stratt who wrapped her mission in Christian symbolism to make it more palatable to the public. An Eva Stratt who wholeheartedly believes in G-d.

An Eva Stratt who sits in the back during Yom Kippur services knowing the one person whose forgiveness she wants most can never grant it to her. An Eva Stratt who lit yahrzeit candles and says the Mourner’s Kaddish every year on the anniversary of the Hail Mary launch..just in case.

An Eva Stratt who chose to study history because of the stories her parents and grandparents told her of how their people were cast out and mistreated and killed over and over again - and she wanted to understand the why but could never find one. So she switched tracks to do everything in her power to make sure “Never again” wasn’t just a hollow slogan.

An Eva Stratt who knows how horrible humanity can be and still did everything in her power to ensure that they survived the impossible.

An Eva Stratt, who upon receiving the cure for the astrophage said the shehecheyanu for the first time in years.

….:Imagine a Jewish Eva Stratt.

[floweyplushie]

[gardensnakie]

phm x infinity train au anybody? ueueueue

stratt is still doing everything she can to save the world in this universe! yay!! the world still needs saving 😨. uh oh

[pistachiosoda]

owen dennis i didn't know you played with doomed coworker yaouri sunshine fell first x grumpy fell harder like that

[bugshark]

Amog us gif,

[zzoupz]

i cant find the post this idea is from 😭 ive been thinking about it and had to draw it..

i probably wont actually incorporate this into my rocktiz design because it feels SO WRONG to draw…. its cool though

[zzoupz]

LOL ya exactly

[not-adequately-small]

remount paul was dissociating through this whole number

[uhh-kt]

one comment in my Yáo and Ilyukhina survive au and I'll update

[mteverestaaaaahh]

if the airlock (or just any of this) looks inaccurate, excuse me, I’m an idiot

warning: blood, and Grace frying the ever-loving heck out of his arm

[meanbuddhist]

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

[chokedqwerty]

that au wehere ilyukhina and yao dont die and everyone is a bit more happymaybe? a bit sillier?

[chokedqwerty]

everyone saying they would starve if the crew didnt die BE QUIET taumeoba soup 4 everyone 5ever

[eighthdoctorscocaine]

'the moral of project hail mary is that unfortunately eva stratt was right' 'the moral of project hail mary is that friendship will make you braver than you ever believed you could be' WRONG!!! the moral of project hail mary is BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WRITE YOUR THESIS ON

[4ust1nnn]

okay but they didn't have to make the not your girl scene 1,000,000,000,000x more tragic. Bill holding Alice as she crawls to the ground? The way she sounds like a young girl begging her father to see her? The way they have bill staring up at her like angel preaching to him? AND THE WAY DEB AND STONER GIRL ARR THE ONES TO HAND HIM THE GUN HE TRIES TO KILL HIMSELF WITH?

side note-- THE WAY PAUL HOLDS BILL AND GENTLY LOWERS HIM TO THE GROUND AS HE'S SHOT? I'm going to kill all of them