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Bruce: Of course I care about all my kids equally.

Tim: We were attacked while you were away.

Bruce: Is Jason okay?!

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

simplyfurnituredirect

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

bruciemilf

Those two on the same field would be a NIGHTMARE

I have been doodlin' ........

#heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #fanart

endiermun

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made him a little buffy, just a bit:)

incorrectbatfam

Stephanie: I need feminism because when Jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake.

Jason: I mean they did also kill Jesus. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like I understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill Jesus.

addisong

Personally, I believe Neil Josten participates in Robert Pattinson levels of lying during interviews. Literally just making stuff up one the spot, saying whatever stupid shit comes to mind, even when there’s absolutely no reason for him to. It gets to a point where no one ever knows if he’s being genuinely honest or not