Rickriordanversenerd

Nat, she/her I reblog random shit Main fandoms: Lego Monkie Kid, All for the Game, batfam/dc, Epic the Musical, the Raven Cycle, the Locked Tomb, Percy Jackson, Marauders, Six of Crows, The same bitch as @sweaterweathernerd

[volera-zdl]

Sometimes Red Hood does some work for Batman

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[chaoticbatfam]

like why is my leg still bouncing up and down after I’ve learned it’s beyond my control

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month!!! 🌈💕🌼✨

[jabberding0]

The chanclafone (Papua New Guinea)

[grahansey]

another victim of dark rise (me)

[darlingofdots]

let's think of some Bits in the Hollander-Rozanov household because every good relationship needs incomprehensible and insufferable Bits:

the random Russian nouns as pet names, obviously

turning to Anya to arbitrate who won the race/loads the dishwasher correctly/scored a sexier goal etc

Ilya. Ilyusha. Ilyushenka. Ilyushenkechka.

and who won Rookie of the Year????

"I have never said this in my life"

threatening to tell Yuna

"pass me the remote?" — "come and get it" — [wrestling]

butt slapping. at every opportunity.

"we will have to shoot you like lame horse" when one of them gets so much as a papercut

idioms translated literally into the wrong language

"this is not hall of fame behaviour"

"who should I bring as my plus one" and listing random people while the other pouts

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

[sun-moon-talia]

i cannot understand men who think comics are so deeply serious and can only be truly understood by other men bc like. children read comics. you gotta have some humility when you have the same hobby as millions of 8 yr olds.

[narutwitter]

[iggykoopa666]

[whycantiuseunderscore]

[vampirlor]

love 80sdick so much he always ended up looking like kori’s gay little dog

[franmikas]

Neil being a demisexual and how obvious it is by how he uses simple terms when meeting people like just saying their hair and eye color. He doesn't even bother describing people he doesn't find important. Meanwhile the difference between meeting Andrew for the first time vs him having fallen in love with him has Neil waxing poetry about Andrew and it's so funny. Miser i don't swing was down bad by the second book.

First time meeting Andrew: "Andrew Minyard didn't look like much in person, blonde and five feet even."

After falling in love with Andrew: "Andrew looked as he always had, and Neil knew his face as well as he knew every iteration of his own. Despite that, something seemed different. Maybe it was the sunlight streaming through the window, making Andrew’s pale hair shine brighter and his hazel eyes seem almost gold. Whatever it was, it was disorienting. A wordless question buzzed under Neil’s skin, leaving him restless and out-of-sorts."

[instigatorjosten]

love when media literacy is alive

[customkitchendelivery]

Book 1 Neil incredibly funny wym he left the shower running as hot as possible before squeezing out of that window lmao enjoy your cold showers while I hitch a ride

[soanywayimscreaming]

Literal chaos incarnate

[viiiiiliiiii]

Andrew: Big deal. I’ll jerk him off once and then we’ll go our separate ways.

Andrew ten years later, yelling at Neil from the other room: Fuck—where’s my fucking sock? Don’t you dare tell me Sir dragged it off again, because I swear I’m kicking him out of this house!!

Neil, shouting back from the bathroom between brushing his teeth: Your socks are exactly where you left them! You were supposed to leave five minutes ago, hurry up!

[ryland-graceless]

[squidem]

Dickie boy 🩵