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dead sideblog now serving as a hyperfixation archive i guess

[minzmeet]

you don't like riverdale? you don't like joy and love and friendship and silliness and imagining a world where everyone is queer and people who can barely hold a note breaking out into song while their organs are being harvested, just for the fun of it? you don't like cheryl blossom, queen of bees? you don't like fun? strange hill to die on tbh.

[chonidale]

#sapphic is a slur to riverdalians

[chonidale]

#someone in that writers room was a big price of salt fan

[toomanyeye]

Betty cooper @ riverdale themed met gala

[visenyaism]

Riverdale ended up being genuinely transcendent queer media for many many reasons but for me number one has to be everything they ever did with Cheryl Blossom

[elainiisms]

600 days without riverdale. it is time to start eating glass.

[treecitysessions]

Betty Cooper loved to put on a suffocating H&M sweater with a skinny jean and an ankle boot and then brush her hair back into a ponytail so tight it looked painted on . That’s how I knew she was batshit crazy from the moment I saw her

[typewriterofchampions]

[urdeadbestfriend]

We need to revisit this. What was the point. You had GINA GERSHON of Showgirls 1995 and Bound 1996 fame dyked to the 9s and sniffing out Jarchie's homoerotic tension like my migraines with a scented candle. And it's never brought up again. Riddle me this Jughead: you say you and Archie aren't together-together, "we're just on the road together," but later in the episode Jellybean calls you Kid Kerouac, implying that you've read On the Road and are a fan, so what would that mean if not that there is something going on between you and Archie. Timeout I need to shift this to my blogspot that's how crazy this shit is I have to break out the BLOGSPOT

[minzmeet]

[somanypetals]

I love you 'cause you're fucked, you're my bff for life your life is a mess and so is mine, yeah you're a piece of shit and so am I 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

so, I saw this tweet and it's been making me chuckle for days, so I threw together this video of the riverdale characters being deliciously twisted and sick, super squeaky clean characters

also making this made me realise there's definitely more stabbing on riverdale than yellowjackets (so far)

[minzmeet]

actually me every time someone talks to me about riverdale

[lesbojughead]

boys.like.me.

archie x i know what boys like - the waitresses

[kendallroyjenner]

wtf gay little jughead

[minzmeet]

remember when jughead told archie 'good night, sweet prince'... in many ways this one scene was gayer than any jarchie kiss ever could have been...

[elainiisms]

literally what other show is ever going to match riverdale's freak? what other show has serial killer dads and organ harvesting cults and fake gay serial killer half brothers who are married to your real gay serial killer half brothers and gargoyle kings and jingle jangle and over the top musical numbers and jughead and teenagers getting sent to prison by their girlfriends' mobster fathers and speakeasies run by teenagers under the local diner and beautiful lesbian cheryl blossom and serial killer genes and the southside serpents and gay kevin? no one will ever top this.

[authorizedpope]

icons only in Riverdale

[minzmeet]

bisexual vampire veronica lodge was so real for this