you fucked up a perfectly good elf is what ou did

Slightly disorganized OC blog of Relihn Undergallows (Stormreaver) and Forellen Wyrmhart (Moon Guard). art blog: lambylingames

[jasonptodd]

*eats my wedding vows after reading them so no one will have physical proof of my vulnerability*

[jasonptodd]

this guy gets it

[squeakitties]

accidentally forged the perfect marshmallow ever . on a anvil

[mewnbuns]

i just LOVE the idea of well respected, intimidating men behind closed doors with their lover. yes that man who is a rather scary, important part of an organisation and who’s name alone is capable of striking fear into his enemies DOES need a goodnight kiss from his lover every night … he may even beg for a second

[glamwisegamgee]

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

[vimbry-moved]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[bad-system]

keep your codpiece polished

[fishthingdaily]

Today’s fish thing is this fish padlock!

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[technicoloryuri]

[which-ocs]

Which OC?

[heich0e]

love men who fall into "my girl is mad at me i hope i die" category but who also regularly do things to piss their girl off. duality of man

[mechamedusa]

“can i kiss you?” makes me want to eat my fist and crumple to the floor and tear my hair out

[mechamedusa]

“can i kiss you?” when you’ve been together for years. when you’ve kissed countless times before. when they know the location of every mole on your body and the pitch of every kind of sound you make. they could bet money on the answer being yes, but they ask anyway because they don’t take a single intimate moment with you for granted. it’s all just as special as the first time.

[energyprison]

[logarto]

thanks to anonymous for sending this ask i’ll never answer it because i love opening the inbox and saying out loud i have social anxienty and eat pussy eberyday every single time

[sinnie-slay-deactivated20260428]

What is knight but a Guard dog service top who also bottoms on command.

[crittaslink]

I'm thinking of getting a binder and I looked up one of the biggest concerns I have first and started cackling at the top result

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice