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I'm Michael and I'm probably not (re)blogging while sober. I hope you get a chuckle while you're here

[adz]

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

[babyanimalgifs]

Lmao 😂 THAT NOISE (@animals.hilarious)

[headspace-hotel]

Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

[e-102]

[important-animal-images]

[longnuts]

Freaky ass white boy

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

My favourite thing about these videos wherein a cat is Experiencing Chopped Onions is that no one's ever forcing them to stay but they just. Never leave. They're always just sitting or standing there and having a shit time of it and they never leave.

Geniuses, all of them.

[biggaybunny]

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

[lady-inkyrius]

Posting hole

[lady-inkyrius]

Lol

[metastablephysicist]

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

[mythopoeticlicense]

I bet you'd need some high quality copper for that huh?

[6qubed]

not again you mesopotamian son of a bitch

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

My favourite thing about these videos wherein a cat is Experiencing Chopped Onions is that no one's ever forcing them to stay but they just. Never leave. They're always just sitting or standing there and having a shit time of it and they never leave.

Geniuses, all of them.

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[powerburial]

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

That’s it’s aura

[tastefullyoffensive]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[tastefullyoffensive]

[atomic58-blog]

[white-cishet-snail]

Our blessed tumblr

[greatnorthernofficial]

A holy site

[toastyboobs]

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

[amisonist]

[shegayonmygirl]

is this both a pun and also fucking loss

[gunsandfireandshit]

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

[gunsandfireandshit]

[killwizard]

Jimmy Budgett

[thehotgirlproject]

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

[capacity]

??? It’s not a fuckin leprechaun girl wtf