California to Illinois and all points in between

Official Tumblr account for the Great Northern Railroad. And also some personal stuff. Trains, firearms, trains, funny, nature, hiking, trains, hunting, abandoned places, my life, firearms, and trains.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[leona-florianova]

rewatched my fav Odyssey adaptation.

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Island

Artist: Tony Szczudlo TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[cherrydanish]

a picture that’s worth a thousand words

[greatnorthernofficial]

A little something something for the Halo and Lawrence of Arabia fans

No AI was used in the making of this meme

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

till deactivation do us part

[flightyfinch]

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[admiralskywhale]

Cannot stress enough how much you need to get on this stir fry shit. Newly living alone and don't know how to cook? Stir fry. Saturday morning after a rough night and need to whip up something tasty and hearty in a hurry? Stir fry. Approaching your thirties and deciding you need to eat healthier, balanced meals? Stir fry. Pick yourself out a protein, a starch, and like three veggies. More if you want. Then, simply stir and fry

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Verdant Force

Left to itself, nature overflows any container, overthrows any restriction, and overreaches any boundary.

Artist: DiTerlizzi TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[goodsirs]

M*A*S*H 3.03 “Officer of the Day”

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[tardis-impala]

do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you

[pislil]

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Lakeside Shack

They say that if you stay in the cabin until the mists reach it, something will slither from the water and knock at the door.

Artist: Bartek Fedyczak TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link