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Tony Stark and Bucky Barnes exchanging war stories about looking out for their respective smol reckless noodles who are too stubborn for their own good.
Bucky: Did you know he just jumps out of planes without a parachute? Like all time.
Tony: One time, Peter fought a guy on the outside of a plane, wearing nothing but a glorified sweatshirt. Then he crashed the plane into Coney Island and I still don’t know how he’s alive.
~Later~
Tony, venting: I try my best but he just never listens, you know? He has no regard for authority.
Bucky, *nods solemnly*: Yeah. Steve has committed treason at least twice now. Federal crimes and military insubordination are basically a daily occurrence.
~one drunken Saturday night~
Bucky *sobbing*: He was just so small. And he kept picking fights. And trying to illegally join the army.
Tony *also sobbing*: He’s just a baby and he’s literally stopping an armed robbery right now.
i just love the idea of nino bragging to his friends that he and alya were superheroes.
“don’t be intimidated by me, adrien. just because i was chosen to help out ladybug and chat noir doesn’t mean i’m not the same down to earth guy i was before.”
“you don’t know this marinette but alya and i have helped out ladybug before that’s why i know this plan will work. leave it to me.”
and alya is just dying inside because nino oh my god stfu that’s ladybug i know she’s marinette and i’ve seen her dumpster dive to avoid the golden idiot sitting beside you but she’s also my fucking hero can you please stop talking
every day brings you closer to the truth, marinette
Ngl I'm getting kinda tired of how much people are blaming Ladybug/Marinette for Chat Noirs/Adrians issues. It's like she's expected to be some mind reader. People act like she just completely dumps him but she has expressed her trust in him so much and asked about his well-being.
You can't just fault one character for a heap of miscommunication.
It's kind of messy, because on the one hand, Chat Noir isn't telling Ladybug that he's upset. She'll ask him if he's okay, and he'll say he's fine, and she trusts him. I also think it's important to note that Ladybug has been very kind to Chat Noir in the few interactions they've had this season— apologizing to him in Optigami (because on some level she knew that defeating the akuma without him would upset him, even without him expressing it), telling him he's the best partner she could've asked for in Guiltrip, Marinette validating Chat Noir with a "that's a great idea!" when he told her his plan to help out during Sentibubbler, and as discussed genuinely asking him if he's okay when he seemed a little upset in Rocketear.
But I also think.... on some level, this kindness to him is coming from a place of guilt, too. I mean, none of this stuff is necessarily strange for Ladybug (she's typically always nice to him, unless he's actively being annoying or they're teasing/bantering), but the fact that Marinette is having nightmares about Chat Blanc and emphasizing to Alya "not even Chat Noir can know!" signals to me that Marinette knows she's betraying Chat Noir, and she knows that the moment he finds out, he's going to be very hurt. Because.... there's no other reason to keep Rena Rouge a secret from him other than his feelings.
I think Marinette knows that what she's doing could hurt Chat Noir, she just doesn't realize that it already has. She doesn't realize that empty words of "I trust you" aren't enough when her actions imply otherwise. And she certainly doesn't realize the extent to which it'll hurt him. I think she's aware that Chat Noir can be insecure about his place on the team, but she doesn't know the extent of it or that a lot of those insecurities come from his awful home life. And she doesn't fully realize how much he relies on her and their relationship because of it.
But also, to be clear....... Marinette is so fucking stressed this season, like she has had so much dumped on her with the Guardian stuff and she's only 14! She's traumatized by a vision of the apocalypse, her crying partner in white, and her own corpse turned to ash.... and she has NO IDEA what lead to that event beyond a vague "we were in love and knew each other's identities" (she doesn't know the actual cause was just. child abuse. but that's another story). She's terrified! She doesn't know what she's doing! She can only do so much!
What's so sad about the Ladynoir conflict is that it's basically Ladybug and Chat Noir's traumas tripping over each other. Chat Noir is sensitive and bad at expressing his feelings because he fears abandonment and was raised by a neglectful father. He's so scared of losing her that he's scared telling her such will push her away even more. Ladybug is stressed out and traumatized by Chat Blanc and feels like she needs to carry the burden of everything, and in fearing hurting Chat Noir's feelings, she further pushes him away to "protect" him...... unknowingly hurting him in the process.
Like.... these poor kids.... someone just get them therapy please...........
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Bonus:
Cliffhangers are great, but I hope we get some post-reveal discussions in the next (chronological) episode. If we don't, well, I guess I'll just have to write some myself!
Bonus Panel:
Marinette: Well, you know, considering I just had a breakdown about how dating isn't an option because I'm a superhero--
Alya: Got it. Ladynoir.
Marinette: NO
nino, chloe, and adrien out on the town for the day *phone rings* "we have your wives" "good luck" "wait wha-" *click* *cue marinette throwing a grown man like a bag of flour, alya's already hacked their tech (picked up a few tips from max), and they never did check kagami's heels for her daggers*
They’re gonna need it.
wait ok I want Marinette to start learning how to play the piano (and she’s p mediocre at it) and one night Chat is visiting right and she mentions that she’s learning & he’s like “show me what u got”
so they go to where a piano is (literally anywhere???) and she plays & he goes “not bad princess” and she’s like “pft, like you could do better” and chat, not wanting to give any hint to his identity (or just wanting Mari to be cute idk), is like “you know what? you’re right I wish I could”
AND SO MARINETTE HAS THE BRIGHT IDEA TO “TEACH” HIM HOW TO PLAY PIANO
and she’s like “this key is G” and he goes “*cough* F *cough*” and Mari goes “THIS KEY IS F”
if you couldn’t tell before im a sucker for the agreste-dupain-cheng family
also this is based off of this tweet
AHHHHHHHH
I know it’s basic but my favorite fic trope is Adrien threatening to only feed Plagg Kraft Singles for the rest of his life if he doesn’t do something important for him
Team Miraculous PowerPoint Night!
i’m sorry,it was supposed to be a one page garbage but it turned into two pages of garbage
Inspired by a meme and my inner shit post loving self
I didn’t mean to do Adrien dirty like this
Rose: marinette you’ve met chat noir, right? What’s he like?
Marinette: imagine a genius
Rose: oooh
Marinette: now make him an idiot
Rose: wait, so, like... he’s... not very smart?
Marinette: no he’s still a genius he’s just also a fucking dumbass
Rose: how??? what do you mean???
Marinette: he did last week’s physics homework in 5 minutes flat but he regularly tangles himself in any balls of yarn i leave out
This one. This one wins.
Chat Noir: figures out before anyone else that the Akuma is creating poisoned muffins that turn anyone who eats them into voodoo zombies
Chat Noir, despite this fact: oooh! Muffin!
Chat has a 16 to intelligence, 18 charisma, and a wisdom score of 5.
awkward not-quite-enemies-but-not-really-friends-au where the umbrella scene never happened but the reveal happens a few akumas into their partnership and marinette and adrien are like
… i guess? but also like oh no
and just this really painful adjustment where they sometimes forget how strained their civilian personas are with each other and things are easy but then also they remember and things are awkward again and just
chat noir obviously still in love with ladybug but reconciling that with his weird not friendship not antagonistic relationship with marinette and ladybug trying to figure out how to salvage her friendship with chat noir while struggling with this weird in-between with adrien
having to listen to alya speculating about ladynoir and how chat noir is obviously in love with ladybug while marinette and adrien just shift uncomfortably in their seats
awkwardly covering for each other and alya being like… how would you know where marinette is?
and like the tension isn’t even from disappointment or anything it’s just weird pride and insecurity and also a mutual feeling of foolishness
marinette having learned a few days after the gum incident that adrien hadn’t put it on her chair but also having a hard time letting go of her distrust because he’s friends with chloe. apologizing for jumping to conclusions but keeping a cool distance so finding out he and chat noir are one in the same makes her feel silly but also irritated because really? chloe? and also of all the people to mess up in front of it would have to be chat noir he’ll never let her live it down.
then there’s adrien who just wants to please everyone and he doesn’t know how to break through marinette’s coolness but also she’s pleasant and not doing anything mean so he can’t really complain. he’s also a little resentful because it was an honest misunderstanding and also he’s not responsible for chloe but he can’t really express that to anyone because then he’ll come off as crazy. finding out the person he wants to be friends with is also the girl he’s crazy about and neither one seem to take him seriously but also like she’s ladybug of course she would be stupid stubborn about this and maybe okay he should have tried to explain himself but really? of everyone he could have fucked up with it turns out to be his partner? black cat indeed.
just all the painfully awkward misunderstandings, tentative overtures, and not-so one-sided pining on adrien’s part. ladybug isn’t head over heels for chat noir immediately but there’s a tug that now happens around adrien as well and like how is that fair?
ANYWAYS. not-quite-enemies-but-not-really-friends-au
Okay but who owns the rights to Ladybug and Cat Noir's image in-universe? Who makes money off of the merch being sold of the superheroes? Who PRODUCES the merch? Are Marinette and Adrien okay with this? In particular, what are Adrien's thoughts on this, as someone whose face is something of a brand logo on the other side of the mask as well? Does it all just fade into the background for him because he's used to it or is he like "wait why am I not making any money off of this like I am with my dad's stuff"? Is anyone gonna write a fic where Ladybug and Cat Noir sue the city of Paris for not compensating them for the use of their image in toys/balloons/etc or am I gonna have to do extensive research on French laws regarding royalty payments and write the dang thing myself?
@farialyton this is so funny and now I'm ten times more motivated to write this fic just so I can include this idea. Imagine Ladybug and Cat Noir going through a bunch of legal battles with Gabriel Agreste and having the public label him as their civilian arch-nemesis, and then everyone finding out that he's none other than the Mothman himself