In a hastily assembled tribunal during which his traveling companions unanimously handed down the punishment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local friend Brendan Doctson was dishonorably discharged from his navigating duties after causing them to miss an exit. “In light of his gross misconduct in failing to warn us that we should take exit 38 until we had already passed it, we have relieved Brendan of his duties, effective immediately,” said driver Corey Pierce, who officially stripped the disgraced Doctson of his title and rank and relegated him to the back seat for the remainder of the trip.
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I’m part of the pigeon club at RISD and we have a pair of Fantail Pigeons. Because their tails and general body shape make it difficult for them to fly more than a few feet, they don’t get eaten by the falcons which hunt in the air. They exist because they can’t function right. Incredible.
I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god
I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god
