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My NSFW Catgirls zine.

Astarion is 5'8" to me. whereas Gale was 5'11" and when he was 20 he did a spell to grow one single inch taller and now in his mid 30s he admits to it freely and says it was very childish and silly but if anyone's like ok, then turn back, he's like 'well, i'm used to this perspective now. no point in that.'

wizardarchetypes

Wyll and Karlach are both any height above 6'0" you desire but they're always the same height as each other and they think that's really fun. Shadowheart is either 5'0" or 5'10", dealer's choice, and Lae'zel is 3 apples tall.

wizardarchetypes

See, 5'6" Wyll is so deeply compelling to me and I can agree wholeheartedly. I just think Karlach is tall, and Wyll and Karlach are such a duo in my heart that I like the idea of them matching. But when you think about it there's really no wrong way to imagine Wyll. If he is in your mind and heart that's all that matters.

theprofessional-amateur

wy-bother

four super koopa's in a gnarly band, they're on a tour all throught the mushroom land

kidzbopdeathgrips

fml i just sent the "we ain't never solving this shit lmao" text to the Victims' Families Group Chat instead of the Hardened Detectives Group Chat ☠️☠️💀

floppyhatwitch

iosonodino

carrydeckcrane

actually i hate normies for projecting both racism and sexism onto cats. there is no difference in the personalities of "boy" and "girl" cats and the color of a cat's coat doesnt effect its personality either. it depends on the cat. every cat has a different personality based on how it was raised and where and what its parents were like. and its all little quirky tiktoks like pov you have a boy cat 😍😍😍 girl cats are all so bitchy and mean 😒 i will kill you with a gun

princess-of-phyresis

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

mattpresents

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

aroaceenjolras

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

depsidase

blxnc

there’s this term i coined in my friendgroup i call “the charizard effect” and it can apply to anything and everything, but it was born from me explaining my feelings about the pokemon charizard. the term is basically about how overexposure to something be it by corporate shilling or fandom prominence drives me away from really enjoying something bc i’m exposed to it so much against my will i become tired of it. it came to me bc i was ranting about how tpci does not, and cannot stop reinventing charizard, and how it is popular and obtusely included in almost every region, merch, etc in every way possible and it’s highly commodified.

i dont dislike the pokemon charizard, in fact i really like its X form, but i am exposed to so much charizard in my pokemon consumption that i cant be bothered to care for it in any more than in passing. this applies to a bunch of other stuff i’d otherwise be ok with, but i always just call this aversion phenomena “the charizard effect”

blxnc

making this term has done numbers for me being able to concisely express how i feel abt something. like. its not charizard’s fault i feel this way, im sure i’d feel normal abt it if it was stripped of all this over commodification, but i cannot. hence the name