It is what it is

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[omtai]

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[manyblinkinglights]

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

[yuriwinged]

can i be your fuckable loser

[hellasc-deactivated20260327]

Why would anyone wanna fuck a loser

[yuriwinged]

you understand nothing

[moldavite]

there's so much i don't know. how do i learn everything by tomorrow

[saywha413]

accidentally took the funniest screenshot 💀

[computervsworld]

when someone asks how you're doing

[sandmandaddy69]

[offshoreoilrig]

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

[clubpenguinkiller]

Can you do your guy with a boner impression again

[dionysiaproductions]

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[anxietyproblem]

[important-animal-images]

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[fayetruenorth]

[cosmicretreat]

[epicsause-official]

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

[epicsause-official]

wikipedia has a whole ass section dedicated to international variants of the idiom so let me quickly run through them

see this is even worse than oranges. pears and apples are like the most comparable things ever. france takes another L

ok so this is what i mean. these are measures of temperature and texture and are in fact not very comparable. молодцы ребята продолжаем в том же духе.

colombia wins most vivid image invoked hands down. would not want that to happen to me.

and i think we can all agree romania wins this hands down. everyone give a big round of applause to romania

[goth-queen]