PLEASE explain your weird disjointed understanding of the locked tomb series I am dying to hear it
Uhhhhhhhhhhh a big wizard named John blew up the world and called himself god, and then rebuilt the world and made himself a barbie wife? And then some shit happened off screen and barbie got buried alive.
And then some more shit happened and then a couple of necromancers called Gideon (?) and Harrow (?) went on a big old quest to do… something. Except it turned out one of them was imaginary the whole time. And then the rest of the gang, including someone named Nona(?) forgot about the imaginary friend, and all went on a different quest to find barbie.
And then it turned out that one of them was actually possessed by barbie the whole time? I think it was Nona. And now barbie is on a quest to kill god and end the universe, i think.
And people ship the siblings with weird names? That’s all I got.
Here’s some added stuff I’ve either remembered but forgot to add, or only just learned from the notes on this post:
- Nona, apparently, IS barbie and has been the whole time. She wasn’t possessed? Weird.
- There’s some d&d class shit going on bc everyone is either a necromancer or a Paladin? Near as I can tell, they have to pair up for safety or something.
- Gideon is a girl??
- There’s a guy names Palamades or Petramedes or something Greek. I don’t know who he is or what he does but I hear people talk about him being gay a lot.
Apparently I know all the major plot story beats and literally none of the characters or anything that actually /happens/
