I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore

call me rat! some kinda boygirlthing, any pronouns, married, 30s Check out my writing sideblog: https://www.tumblr.com/ratstales?source=share

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[ophianoi]

constantine, 2005

[miss-americanbi]

grace you gotta lock in

[specialagentartemis]

Grace falls asleep on his biodome beach and learns that the Eridian scientists who made his false sun replicated Sol a little too well because he woke up with a sunburn.

Rocky is concerned. Grace’s skin is the wrong texture and temperature, question? What happened? Is Grace sick???

And Grace has to go, “no I was just dumb, it’s just a sunburn.”

“Sun burned Grace, question? How??”

“Yeah, sort of. I mean, it’s not the same as a burn exactly, it’s…”

And then he has to pause and say, “Okay. Rocky. I will explain to you what a sunburn is and what causes it. But first I want to promise you that I am okay and I am not going to die, and you have to promise not to freak out.”

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[gayvampyr]

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

[boyswillbeboxes]

Decided to pick up a couple single packs of the new Pitch Black set today just to see what they had and uh

Guess I don't have to do any chasing??

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[boyswillbeboxes]

Playing a murder mystery puzzle game like wow...who is out here making these delightful and thematical puzzle boxes for people to hide their conveniently placed evidence in? And most importantly, do they take commissions?

[libraford]

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

[dogpuppy]

[stickandthorn]

I’d die on the hill that “stranger danger” is a deeply unhelpful mentality to have. “Ooooh everyone is out to get me they’re all gonna perpetrate harm that’s actually more likely to come from someone I already know. I better never talk to anyone in my community who I don’t already know, just to be safe. I’m sure there are no other biases interwoven with this mentality” like oh my god human traffickers do not just randomly spawn in every parking lot. You don’t have to go solo hitchhiking across the country but you also don’t have to live in fear that every guy on the street is the knife man who’s gonna get you. Like have situational awareness, yeah. But most of the time the guy on the street is not knife man he’s actually just a guy on the street and he’s probably pretty chill, and you’re driving yourself crazy by living in a constant state of unnecessary fear.

[little-gore]

Do you ever feel like