keep your heart 3 stacks

im actually a cybernetic turtle from the future on the search for the mystic mungis

[screenshotsofdespair]

[afterhourstrackthirteen]

By Hair artist Hamdi Osman

[stellarskyes]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[lymphonodge]

[teomodo]

my moms reaction to my bat incident tonight

[knightsickness]

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[catgirlies]

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

[pending-trans-action-2]

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

[contemptible-scoundrel]

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

[impishthing]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[lokaror]

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human