#mimimoments

Guess what

[dankmemeuniversity]

[beardgame-loves-yall-deactivate]

I need to try this with the next person who gives me low ball offers

[great-tweets]

[source]

[sandorclegane]

[reeeaper]

This is a real tweet from Donald trump in 2014. Oh my god

[nickholmes]

[vortexanomaly]

the crumb

[firelorcl]

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]

[captain-price-official]

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

it’s time to play chav or slav:

are these lads ENGLISH or SLAVIC

[jstorofficial]

slav

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

round two: CHAV or SLAV

[joydivisionisntthatgood-deactiv]

chav. grass is too green to be anywhere in eastern europe.

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

very true.. but is this power couple chav love or slav love?

[maxofs2d]

trick question. one is chav the other is slav. next

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

god this was absolutely my best post

[sistertaxon]

types of stard

mu

ba

[surprisebitch]

• cum

[surprisebitch]

it has just come to my attention that auto-complete turned 

“cu” into 

“cum" 

i meant to say custard

[hydro-homies]

Such a good boy

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[evilspice]

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

She’s so beautiful.

[rbookbakes]

This is how you approach someone with a compliment

[whitepeopletwitter]

life is back pain

[anoriginalderivative]

i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.

[eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325]

I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.

[veerletakino]

[daisyjazzridley]

And he goes, “What are you?”     Which is fucking rude.

[libertybill]

[catchymemes]

[reginasphalanges]

its the end of an era

[jasongrace]

[lonelybonerhead]

They must have the most ridiculous sex ever

[bonkalore]

*most incredible sex ever

[unclefather]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

well ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

didn’t work but glad i tried

[maxing-and-prolapsing]