rocky probably knows that the most common meaning for grace's name is elegance, because that man is not graceful at all. he finds it endlessly funny that his silly creature that somehow trips on air was given grace of all names.
so when rocky finds out the word "grace" also means mercy, unmerited favour, and not to mention saving grace â a redeeming factor. grace was rockys redemption, he was the one who saved rocky, he gave rocky the solution to the dying sun, he turned back for him.
grace was rockys message of mercy sent by the universe itself.
and for the next 8 (human)hours, grace finds himself absolutely smothered by rocky, who's suddenly overcome by the human urge to cuddle.
i love what everyone is cooking with super cutiepie eridian grace, but let me imagine for a moment⊠an eridian grace with the short temper of human grace. the annoying arrogant type to call names when he thinks youâre wrong. the one who puts walls up between himself and everyone heâs ever met.
that type of eridian grace waking up in eridâs hodgepodge blip a (put together in a rush, since theyâre the planet running out of time in this AU). finding a huge luxury cruiser version of the hail mary with a single 50-something year old mechanic inside. a lonely, desperate man who has been stranded for almost 20 years trying to save his planet.
the eridian grace that earns his name as rockyâs flashlight illuminates his beautiful iridescent earth-colored body, blues and greens and golds, rockyâs âsaving graceâ. he is the smartest being rockyâs ever met and soon the bravest, too.
would he end up with a discolored limb from where rockyâs skin burnt off around him, carrying him to safety?
would he remember that despite the emphasis on the collective, on relationships and love and belonging, he never met someone who he could let truly *know* him? not like this. not like rocky does.
would he ever learn that his new best friend, this tall leaky stubborn man, prayed everyday that his grace would come to save him?
i think that he would take very good care of that old engineer. he would want so badly to take him home and ask him to leave his family on earth behind. he would know heâs being selfish, though, and swallow his pride as they said their goodbyes.
there wouldnât be a moment of hesitation when grace realizes he needs to turn back to save rockyâs life. heâs prepared to spend the remainder of his life dying in the handsome humanâs big strong arms.
Content. You start dating a guy (total NPC) and it's safe to say the other boys are jealous.
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Would it be crazy that youâre vying for some randoâs love, regardless of the fact that there are 21 other men fighting for you? 21 others who would meet you at the drop of a pin? And you choose the loser who youâve only talked to for a total of 10 seconds in your entire life?
Well, you donât know what was going on behind closed doors so you canât be the one at blame. But thatâs why you were so oblivious to everything. From how passive aggressive theyâve been for the last few days and how avoidant they became over the topic of dating.Â
As much as youâd like to say itâs an exaggeration of some sort for dramatic effect, it really isnât.
Somehow you donât notice how much they try to get closer to youâ physically or mentally. You also donât notice how fast they respond to your every beck and call. You slowly start noticing because it feels off. Something just didnât feel right.
But, on the bright side, you really did like him⊠in a way at least.Â
He was nice, attractive and financially well-off. He practically ticked all of your boxes.
The realisation hadnât hit you on the fact that maybe you admired him a little bit more than just friends. You hadnât noticed how you started staring at him for longer than usual, thinking about him more and then the thought clicked in your mind that maybe you started to like him.
Itâs safe to say they did not like him. To them, he was nothing but an obstacleâ a hindranceâ but you thought he was everything. They saw the way your pupils dilate when he walks into the room. They notice how you get quiet and just watch him in awe for a solid second before snapping back to reality.
So they knew. They knew before the first time you mentioned this crush, which was at lunch when you were eating with the other first years.
There were hustles and bustles of people shifting around the cafeteria, people going over to sit down or throw away their trash. It was as lively as usual so you thought it would be a good time.Â
Key word: thought.
âYâknow, I think Atlas is pretty cute,â you suddenly mention.
They all go quiet, multiple pairs of skeptical gazes on you. Their moods almost seem to deflate right in front of you, if you were to actually notice it.
âWhat? Iâm serious,â you emphasise. âHeâs totally cute,â
âAtlas? What? Like the guy from Octavinelle?â Deuce clarifies, raising a brow, green eyes darting to you in confusion.
He knows heâs dumb and he sometimes canât tell if youâre joking but he canât be this dumb, right?
Oh, how he wishes you were joking.Â
âYeah, and I was thinking if you guys could help me,â you add on, biting your lip as you fiddled with your food.
If you were able to read minds, you would know how much they are fighting to say âfuck noâ straight to your face.
âHow?â Jack asked, ears perking up.
âI donât know. Maybe you guys could talk to him, invite him to the table or whatnot and maybe I can get to know him better,â you respond, crossing your arms on the wooden table.
âWouldnât that be a little awkward?â Ace mentions, as if he even cares that much.Â
âNot if you donât make it awkward,â you reply with a little too much sass than you intended originally. âAnd I think itâll be beneficial to start joining the dating game since weâre all technically adults.â
âSure, I guess,â Epel murmurs.
âI think that sounds amazing [name]!â Orthoâs the only one who seems excited by your announcement. And heâs also the only one thatâs willing to stay with you for longer than 5 minutes.
You were on the grassy field with him, disappointedly eating your apple with such roughness that your teeth threatened to fall off. The frustration had started to colonise your mind. You didnât know everything would just go so horribly so quickly, and furthermore, you didnât even know why.
They avoided you as if you were the plague, like a disease that nobody wanted to touch. But youâre not. If you were, you would know and at least understand but youâre not.
Venting to Ortho helped a lot with the pain. He was so sweet and caring. Maybe because he canât necessarily experience jealousy.
âI-I just donât know; itâs like I did something that upset everyone,â you say, sighing to yourself as you picked at the core of the apple. âWhy do men have to be so confusing? Itâs like everyday thereâs something new and I donât know whatâs going onâ I never do.â
âDonât worry, Iâm sure theyâll come around soon!â Heâs so cheerful when he says it that it makes you pause.
âŠDoes he know? He sounds sure. Too sure.
âWhat do you mean by that?â you tilt your head and give him a perplexed expression, almost accusing him of something.
He panics.Â
âUh, I meantâ theyâre going to get out of this phase! Yeah! Thatâs what I meant!â His tone is shaky and you can see the fear rushing through his robotic wires. He floats backwards and says, âIâll get going now! I think Idia is calling me!â
His robotic frame gets smaller the more he walks away before ultimately disappearing from your line of vision.
You sit uncomfortably on the grass, feeling the sharp prickles of the blades stab at your thigh. Well, that wasnât weird at allâŠ
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The next day feels the same. No one stops for you. No one speaks to you.
At lunch, you end up eating alone. The room isnât quiet but it feels like it is, save for the hushed murmurs and the occasional glance your way. You pretend not to notice, like it isnât making you go crazy.
At this point, everyone knows that something is up, whether itâs from just observing you or from gossip thatâs spread like wildfire.
Youâre not even sure who the leak is and why they could possibly want to out you like this, but somehow, a huge chunk of the student body knows about your silly little crush. So it didnât take long for your actual crush to know.
It makes you uneasy. However, no oneâs mentioned it directly to your face⊠not until you receive a message.
Itâs the housewarden of Savanaclaw that decides to dip himself into the waters to test it.Â
[Leona]: so, howâs it going with that guy?
[You]: Itâs been going fine. I really do think it might work out.
[Leona]: âŠdo you?
[You]: Of course I do. Why wouldnât I?
[Leona]: Hm.
[You]: Whatâs that supposed to mean?
[Leona]: Nothing. Just doesnât sound very convincing.
[You]: And youâd know?
[Leona]: Iâve heard people in arranged marriages sound more convincing than you. You should learn from them.
[You]: I didnât ask for your opinion.
[Leona]: didnât say you did, but youâre still trying to prove it to me anyway.
That one sends you over the edge.
[You]: I know what I feel. And what I feel is love.
[Leona]: âŠsure, keep telling yourself that, herbivore.
The attitude was so palpable, even through the damn screen you felt it. You donât know whatâs gotten with everyone but you donât like it. From the way they start to divert their gazes to being seemingly more impatient.
When you used to ask Ace to hang out, heâd always be there for you but all of a sudden heâs always busy, despite not caring for academics. Itâs the same with almost everyone from the first years, second years and even the third years.
Even Kalim, the epitome of sunshine, seems a bit destroyed. The ones you thought wouldâve at least been there like Lilia, Trey and Malleus were all gone. Actually, some still didnât mind spending time with you, but it was awkwardâ tenser than the usual, effortless conversations that used to flow naturally.
Then, you come across Atlas in the hallways and he stops you.
â[Name], I heardâŠâ he trails. âAnd I was just thinking that maybe we can have a date on the weekends?â
The request blows your mind. What do you even say to that? Do you kneel and beg for marriage? Or do you just stand there?
Nonetheless, you keep your composure and act like this isnât totally life changing. âYes, absolutely, just text me the place and time.â You smile politely.
âI need your phone number then,â he pulls out his phone and you two exchange numbers swiftly to prevent blocking the hallway for too long.Â
You try not to break out in happy tears as you hug your device to your chest, because you feel that maybe there is some ounce of hope for you in the future of your love life.
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Taking a sharp inhale, your knuckle taps on Vilâs door.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Then, with a soft click opens the door, you see him in all his glory.
âVil, can you please help me pick a dress for my date?â you interlock your hands together to beg, puppy eyes gracing your face.
Heâs reluctant, but he says yes anyway since he canât reject you.Â
The process was strenuous. It was no, after no, after no, after no. Almost every dress felt like it wasnât approved by both parties.
You came out with what felt like the millionth dress, which was for some reason, latex. It was tight but hugged your curves enough to flaunt it. Regardless of the fact that Atlas might like it, you definitely didnâtâ it just way too tight and felt suffocating.
âWhat about this one?â You look at yourself in the mirror.
âThatâs⊠no,â he replies, trying to cover the blush on his face. He gets closer to you, adjusting the hem and neckline, fingers lightly hovering over your skin.
Then you tried a few more on and found the perfect one. It was comfortable enough for long wear and proper enough.
âI think this is the best option,â you say.
âProbably, do you want me to do your make up as well?â he offers, opening his make up bag full of expensive brands that would normally cost you an arm & leg. For him, itâs probably just pocket change though.
You were all dolled upâ wearing the dress youâve spent a boatload of money on and the makeup that was applied using Vilâs expertise and expensive tools.Â
Thereâs a deep, gnawing pit in the blonde boyâs stomach as he tries his best to not crash out. He knows the feeling of jealousy but this was something different. Envy? Anger?Â
He clenches his jaw while the blank expression in his optics blur. His mind trails into dreamland where youâre not skipping off happily into another manâs arms, but into his. Heâs the one that hugs you and touches you and kisses you, not some loser from Octavinelle.
But itâs not. He wakes up to the same reality he dreads everyday where youâre not his.
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The date goes smoothly, with you finally having your first kiss with him and learning more about each other. Apparently, he enjoys practically everything you doâ a match made in heaven. He watches the same shows, listens to the same music, and has the same taste in food.
Leaves crunch under your heels, skies dark, humming to yourself in satisfactory success, you accidentally trip over a sleeping body, leading you to fall forward and land on top of the perpetrator.
âI-Iâm so sorry!â You were quick to get up, hardly noticing who youâve bumped into.
âWhat theâ donât worry about it herbivore,â he changes his tone as soon as he realises who you were.Â
âLeona?â You look at him.Â
âHerbivore?â thereâs a smirk on his face. âHow was your date with that⊠guy?â
He cringes.Â
âIt went great and I think it might actually be⊠official?â you answer, a twinge of excitement intertwined.
The rolls of his eyes don't go unmissed. âAre you really sure this is what you want, herbivore?â Leona asks, unconvinced.Â
âYes!â
He grumbles.Â
âLeona! Iâ are you jealous?â You snort, the word comes out acidic but unavoidable.
He grunts. âSo what if I am?â he spits back, voice a little harsher than before.
This makes you tilt your head. Fuck. Thatâs when everything clicked for you. Youâre so stupid.
âLeona, I-Iâm sorryâŠâ you step back.Â
âHuh, youâre starting to get it now,â he clicks his tongue, watching as the realization seeps into your pores.
âB-but why?â You query.
âYou can figure that out,â he leaves the room, allowing you to sit in your own thoughts.
It takes your slow brain a while to comprehend everything.
Thatâs when you decided to confront each dorm. Even though you technically donât know whoâs at fault. But logically, itâs not fair if theyâre so upset by something like this. They donât have to be your everything.
First was Heartslabyul, where Ace & Deuce usually were at this ime.Â
hour but it was Riddle who opened the door for you. You hate the disappointed look in his eyes but youâve gotta stand your ground too.
âRiddle, can we talk?â you plead.
He stares you up and down, his soft features beaming under the light. It makes you realise how gorgeous he actually was. But you snap out of it.Â
Itâs not the time.
âSure, come in,â he answers, opening the door wider for you.
You let yourself in, spotting Ace & Deuce playing poker together, Cater scrolling on magicam, and Trey baking something of some sortsâ the wafts of baked goods coming in soft waves.Â
Turning around, you grab Riddleâs hand and squeeze it tightly. âI just wanted to say Iâm sorry.â
His ears perk up. âFor?â
âYâknowwâŠâ you bite your lip. âForr dating Atlas since I know you donât approve of him.â
Thatâs the moment before everything goes south. The conversation started to falter when more parties started to get involved.Â
âIf you were really sorry, you wouldnât have gone on a date with him!â Ace debates.
âBut I didnât know and itâs my life, I deserve to live it how I want,â you argue.Â
âYes but youâre our friend, [name].â He says. âI-I donât want to lose you,â
âAce, Iâm not dying! Iâm just going on a few dates with this guy andââ you start raising your voice higher in hopes that heâs going to understand.
He cuts you off. âBut youâve been ditching us so much lately,â
âBecause youâre avoiding me?â you question.
âWe have not. We try to talk to you but youâre stuck thinking about him in your own thoughts,â Deuce adds.
You dislike how theyâre pinning the blame on you despite the fact that theyâve been doing exactly what they accuse you of doing. The hypocrisy makes you reel.Â
âI know youâre jealous but seriously, I want to live my own life outside of you guys⊠Iâm sorry,â you shake your head in disbelief.Â
âAce, thatâs enough,â Trey scolds.Â
âAww, it was just getting good!â Cater whines, finally looking up from the screen.Â
âCater,â Riddle calls him out, causing him to immediately shut up.Â
âI-I just came here to tell you guys that Iâm thinking about making it official with him andââ you explain, only to be cut off by an annoyed Ace.
âThere you go again!â his brows furrow, jaw tightening. He soon storms off and slams the door behind him, sending all the furniture shaking. âItâs like you donât even listen!â his yells can still be heard.
âYou guys canât be this jealous,â you shake your head, plopping down onto the cushions of the couch.Â
â[Name], I really do think you should reconsider,â Riddleâs voice is stern when he talks.
âHey, itâs her life,â Trey supports you.
They all look at him in betrayal. They swore he was not on your side.Â
âThank you!â You say, gratefulness eminent in your words.
âBut I really do think you should rethink this,â Trey opposes his previous statement. âThereâs better out there,â
His tone is warm, loving even. He truly does care about you and doesnât want to just let you make choices that youâll regret. Â
âYeah, I canât imagine you betraying me for someone else,â Cater hugs you, the heat of proximity radiating from his body onto yours.
Maybe theyâre right. It might not be the best time to start dating and the pool is vast. Thereâs so much more to life than this and if dating this guy means sacrificing your entire friends list, maybe itâs not worth it.
Youâre conflicted.
The walk to Savanaclaw was stressful. Mind racing like formula cars in the last lap, switching between your relationship or your friends. This only leads your trepidation to increase. Adrenaline rushed through your veins as thereâs no telling what the future may hold.
âHey [name]! Howâs your relationship going?â The hyena boyâs voice is cheery as he greets you. âAre yaâ here to see Jack?â
âNo, I, kinda?â you stutter, not able to make coherent sentences. âListen, Iâm just asking for some input before my relationship with you-know-who escalates.â
Your approach is different.
âMy input?â disbelief washes over his face.
âYeah,â you confirm.
He thinks with a hand on his chin as if heâs in a cartoon. âI donât really think you should date at all yâknow. Maybe you should wait until like graduation or something.â His hands go outwards into a shrug. âBut itâs all up to you! After all, itâs not just my business. Hope this guyâs really worth the time though,â
He flees the scene, light footsteps as he disappears into the dark.
The last part of his speech lingers in the back of your mind. Nonetheless, meeting Ruggie was so much more refreshing than you thought. It was nice to meet someone who had a more positive outlook on life despite totally rejecting your relationship in its entirety.
Jackâs eyes dart from you onto the ground. He pretends as if he doesnât see you, only worsening the growing guilt inside you.Â
âJack, itâs been a while,â you start the conversation. âHow are you?â
He breathes. âGood, what do you need?â
The shift in his words are a tell-tale sign. The âgoodâ seems forced, as if itâs far from what heâs showing.
âI just wanted to ask you if you approve of my relationship with Atlas, since not many of you do apparentlyâŠâ explained by you.
He puts down the book he was reading, or at least looking at. âI think itâs fine,âÂ
âWhat?â
âYeah but I donât know what heâs like so I canât tell you if I approve or not,â he pauses. âBut if he does anything, please tell me,â
It makes your heart melt.Â
âThanks Jack
Itâs like they all have the same script (like that stupid AI study tool ads by college students). You wouldâve spoken to Leona, but he was nowhere to be seen so you just decided to leave it and continue onto the next dorm.
He wouldâve said something like: âdo whatever you want, but donât come crying if something goes wrong,â and you donât really feel like dealing with the guilt trip.
Octavinelle, alone, was one of the worst experiences mainly because of Floyd.
Heâd been so obviously rampaging everywhere and anywhere, seeing you only made it worse. At this point, theÂ
âEhh Shrimpy, whatâre you doing here?â he moans with an absolute look of despair. âDonât you have a date to get to?â
âNot anymore, but I do want to ask you about it,â you answer calmly, hoping itâll be reflected onto him or something.Â
âYerâ literally ditching us for lower class octavinelle guy, heâs ooo boooorringg like thereâs better in this dorm yaâ know?â he holds his neck with that terrifying glare that drills holes into you.
You opened your mouth to speak.
Then, Azul appears with Jade from the dark. âHmm⊠what is this about?â he is beaming, hands behind his back like heâs some sort of master from a martial arts movie.
âI was just gonna ask your guysâ opinion on Atlas⊠before I date him officially or something,â you mumble.Â
That seems to be enough to calm Floyd down.Â
âWell, why didnât yaâ say so Shrimpy?!â he cheers, going over to give you a tight squeeze⊠that knocks all the oxygen out of your lungs.
Luckily, itâs only brief so youâre dropped very soon, left to choke on air.Â
âThatâs good to hear,â the corner of Jadeâs lips tug. âI do hope heâs suitable for you if you do choose him.â
âYes, but I donât think thatâs happening if a majority of everyone disagrees,â you state.
The blue-haired boy fights back the smirk. âVery well, then I donât think you need our input.â
âWell, I might need more than just a simple yes or no,â you add.
Jade and Azul exchanged a brief glance, but itâs Floyd who speaks first.
âI just donât wanna share you, Shrimpy~â Floyd reasons, hands wrapped around your waist to give you a back hug and his head resting atop yours.
You facepalm, sighing. âThat canât be your reason, Floyd.â
âWell it is,â he giggles, nuzzling his nose into your neck.
âIf this individual brings you benefits then I see no issue,â Azul claims. âBut I do wonder what he has that makes him so special.â
You sigh for the umpteenth time. âHeâs nice, shares the same interests with me and pretty well-off soâŠâ
âHow interesting, I didnât know that was your type but I do hope he is worthy of your attention,â Jade forces a grin.
âBut heâs soo boring. Just dump him,â Floyd groans, feeling a bit upset that his twin and boss arenât convincing you to ditch him.
âWell, thanks guys, Iâll get going nowâŠâ you pry off the eelâs arms and dash out the door.
They stared as you ran off, murmuring amongst themselves that you have no idea if you want to hear or not.
Now youâre off to Scarabia. The first thing you saw as soon as you stepped past the threshold was Jamil cooking in the kitchen, seemingly pretty occupied by something.
âJamil?â you peep past the wall.
He turns his head. â[Name]...â
âMay I come in?â you ask.
âYeah, but Kalimâs been pretty upset recently so Iâm not sure if he canââ he starts talking again, only for you to interrupt.
âThatâs exactly why Iâm here. I donât think everyone exactly agrees with me and I just wanted to know what everyone thought about it.â You answer.
âDo you even know him that well? How do you know heâs not lying?â Jamil asks, expertly cutting the vegetables on the board. âWhy are you even asking me this?â
The question comes out passive-aggressive. You donât know if he actually meant it that way or what but frankly, you feel offended that he would ask such a thing.
âJamil, I hold you very dear to me and I canât just let something like this get between us,â you get closer to him.
He takes a deep breath. âItâs none of my business and itâs your life,â
You hate how he avoids your gazeâ how he refuses to just spare you a glance. So, out of pure frustration and anger, you grab his wrists and force him to look you in your eyes.Â
âJamil, youâre precious to me. What donât you understand about it? I love you,â
His heart thumps louder. âOf course Iâm upset.â He finally admits. âI donât like seeing you with him.Â
Well, thatâs out of the way. Thatâs 12 votes against you and Atlas. Only 9 more to go! At this point you probably shouldâve given up on hoping for at least 1 person to agree with you. Not just saying that itâs your life, but also on the whole relationship itself.
You offered Jamil to deliver Kalimâs food since it seemed appropriate at the time and you owed the vice-housewarden some grace.
Kalimâs defeated. Stumped. Dejected.Â
Thereâs barely enough words to describe how he barely has enough energy to move and his eyes are blood-shot red.Â
âWhy are you ditching us for him? I miss you a lot, [name].â Kalim says in between his sobs and sniffles.
âWe can still hang out,â you say empathetically. âHey, Iâll stop talking to him if it bothers you so much,â
âReally? I-I thought it was gonna be okay but I donât like you with him,â you can hear the pain in his throat as he spoke.
âVery well then,â was the last thing you said before departing to Pomefiore.
Rook hid in the trees, waiting for you, knowing that you were coming. He immediately jumped out from seemingly nowhere and greeted you, making you jump.Â
âBonjour trickster! What brings you here today?â The blonde asks.Â
âGAHâ ROOK! You canât just come outta nowhere and scare me like that!â You scold him, pinching your nose bridge in disappointment. âBut, I was here to ask if you would support me dating Atlas?â
âAbsolutely! Love is a magnificent force⊠yet I do wonder, does he truly see your beauty in all its glory?â He twists the sentence to bring your hopes up to break it all down in an instant.
âHe does, thank you very much,â you say sarcastically.Â
âWill you be staying here for long? I do not mind sharing a bed with you!â He excitedly says.
âNo, Iâm sorry but Iâm only here to check up on everyone,â you respond, before saying your goodbyes and rushing to Epelâs room.
Thereâs a soft whisper of âto think someone stands in where I wish to beâŠâ from him as soon as youâre out of earshot.
Epelâs probably one of the more furious onesâ you can see it in his soft features but he tries his best not to.
âSo⊠what do you think?â you ask.Â
âYou could do way better than him yâknow,â Epel says. âHeâs not the only one that can make yaâ happy,â
âI know, I know.â You repeat. âDo you know where Vil is⊠since I need to talk to him about this as well,â
âHeâs out doing some shoot,â Epel replies, short and firm.Â
âOhâŠâ you blink. âAlright, Iâll get going then.â
Idiaâs the one youâre most neutral about. Heâs frightened and annoyed all in one emotion. Heâs made peace with the fact that youâre not his to claim but annoyed with you for not noticing⊠or for him not trying.
He opens the door only by a bitâ enough to see tiny parts of you and for the sound to come through.Â
â[N-name], what are you here for?â He speaks in a terrified tone.
âIdia, can we talk?â Your voice comes from the other side.
He swore the hairs on the back of his neck stood up, and his blue hair flared dramatically.
âA-about what?â His sentences are executed in short stutters.
âLet me in then Iâll tell you,â something in your tone is sharp and condescending that scares Idia even more, but it worksâŠ
He opens the door wider with reluctance.Â
âW-what do you want to talk about?â He asks, retreating back to his gaming chair, watching you carefully.
âI wanted to talk about my relationship with Atlas,â you explain yourself.
âOh, right. Your boyfriend. Good for you,â he mutters.
âNot yet my boyfriend,â you correct him.
âCool,â he replies, only building the awkwardness more.
âDo you approve? Cus it seems to me like you donât,â you state.
He feels the pressure youâre exerting onto him. âUhâ I mean⊠itâs not like I care about who you hang out with orââ
Your patience wears thin. âCut the crap Idia. Just tell me if youâre upset or not,âÂ
âY-yeah, I am⊠I guess,â his words are soft and almost missed but you heard it.
With every dorm, it felt like your whole world shattered and collapsed onto you. So far, only Rook seemed to be the only one that mightâve accepted it, while the rest were more⊠in disbelief.
Lastly, Diasomnia seemed to be the most daunting one to overcome. Despite your fear of Malleus being relatively low, youâre kinda risking Atlasâs life.Â
Jealousy does not suit them, but thereâs still a nagging question in your mind that wonders if theyâre actually looking out for you or trying to keep you for themselves.
The first one you spotted was Sebek, training casually in the yard, sweating buckets as he continuously struck the mannequin with his sword.Â
âHey,â you walked from behind, startling him.
âHUMAN!â He jumps back, spinning on his heel and ready to attack, but heâs quick to halt as soon as he notices itâs you. âWHAT DO YOU NEED, HUMAN?â
âYou can stop screaming Sebek,â you glare at him with uninterested eyes. âAnyways, I really need to ask you something.â
âWhat is it?â He calms down.
âDo you think me and Atlas make a cute couple?â You ask.
âThat human is untrustworthy!â He whisper-screams. âDo not be with him!â
âOh geez, okayâŠâ you hadnât expected him to be so straight-forward but itâs Sebek so you shouldâve known better.
âI think you can do better!â He states as a matter of fact.
âLikeâŠ?â You raise a brow.
He blushes. âLIKEâ LIKEâ MALLEUS!â He yells.
âWoah,â your mouth is left agape.
âI-I MEAN YOUR STANDARDS SHOULD BE MALLEUS!â Panic rises in his voice.
âYep, I got it the first time,â you say. âIâm gonna go find Silver now,â
âOKAY,â
Honestly, you forgot how overstimulatingly loud Malleusâs biggest simp can be.
Silver was the next person you wanted to interview, despite the fact that heâs probably sound asleep somewhere.
He was, true to your word, asleep peacefully on the ground. Your footsteps are light as you tried to prevent him waking up, but he catches it anyway and starts to wake up.
â[Name]...â he groans.
âSilver?â You turn around, quick to rush over to him and kneel to his level. âAre you okay?â
âY-yeah, but what are you doing here?â he blinks awake.
âI wanted to ask what you think of me dating this guy⊠his name is Atlas and,â you pause.
âI know, and if it makes you happy, then I approve.â Silver says.
âThanks Silver,â you pat him before walking away.Â
He seemed⊠disingenuous? It plagued your mind for a good few seconds until the mischievous black-pink haired man decided to jumpscare you.
âLILIA!â you screamed.
âHahaha! Whatâs up, [name]? Boy, do I miss your adorable, surprised face,â heâs smiling ear to ear.Â
âI-Iâm glad you missed me⊠especially since youâve been avoiding me,â you whisper the last part.
âI havenât, or maybe I have. Anyways, what are you here for?â He shoots the same question that everybodyâs asked.
You explain. Again.
âDoes he make you happy?â A more mature side of him comes out, showing the centuries of experience he has.
âHe does,â your response does not warrant the most positive reaction from him.
âBe careful with who you hang out with, not everyone is worth your time,â he grins, pretending he didnât say the most puzzling sentence in history.
Malleus wasnât far away
âYou seem happy with him,â hornton replies.
You press your lips into a thin line. âI am, but I wonât be if everyone objects,â
âI cannot lie that I wasnât hoping it would be different,â Malleus states.
âWhat do you mean?â You tilt your head.
âI wouldâve preferred if you chose someone else, child of man.â He elucidates.
Walking out of the final dorm, you let out an exhausted breath of air, not realising how suffocating the day had gone. Amongst the crunches of the leaves beneath you lies the sound of a notification from your phone.
[Atlas]: hey, iâm sorry but i think this is not gonna work outâŠ
HOW TO LOSE ALL YOUR SUITORS IN SEVEN DAYS: PROLOGUE
ê° CHAPTER ONE ê± A trip to Mr. Sâs Mystery Shop left your friends in possession of an ancient magical brooch, but thanks to Aceâs impulsiveness, it nearly sparked a scandal between the islandâs two schools.
AUTHORâS NOTES: first chapter is here!!! Iâm still HATING this layout and formatting but when I do have the time I will fix it, trust!! Iâm a very trustworthy Theo!!!! Also, not proofreading bc my eyes are hurting
Grim was restless, hopping from one side to the other, but the group was already used to that. Ace, as always, was the engine driving his friends toward trouble. This time, however, they weren't all that unhappy to go along with him.
He gestured expansively with an arrogant smirk, convinced that the solution to all their problems was hidden on the dark shelves of Samâs shop. "Weâre going to solve two problems at once! Our friend comes back to us, no boyfriend, no shady suitor, and that jerk will see that he shouldnât mess with us."
"Are you really going to spend money on something like that?" Jack asked as they walked toward Mr. S's Mystery Shop.
"You didn't disagree when we were at the table, don't start now," Ace said. "Sam has magical trinkets we can't even imagine!"
The group's initial reluctance was quickly dissolved by the urgency of the situationâahem, jealousyâ, and they moved forward, driven by a reckless impulse.
It was the perfect opportunity, since the prefect was momentarily busy, having gone to get cleaning supplies in Foothill Town because Crowley had forgotten to restock the dormâs cleaning cupboard.
"What if they runs into Azul in town?" Epel asked, the bell on the door chiming as they entered the establishment.
"Even better. When we get out of here, weâll go straight after them. But he doesnât really go there that much, soâŠ" the redhead replied with a wicked grin, heading to the counter. "Wait? Heâs notâ"
"Looking for something, little demon?" Sam threw an arm around Deuce's shoulders, making him jump in fright. "My friends from the other side told me itâs something specialâŠ"
"We need something to make someone less attractive," Epel said, stepping forward, "âŠor something to stop him from flirting. That would be enough, I guess.â
"Ah. Matters of the heart." Sam laughed aloud, his shadow following his lead before it disappeared behind a shelf. "I have the perfect item for that!"
"Is it temporary?" Jack watched the shadow crawl along the floor and up the wall, handing its master what looked like a pendant, a crystal.
"Mhm." He replied, humming while he polished the object.
"Harmless?"
"As much as possible," Sam extended his hand, offering it to whichever boy was brave enough to take it. "Place this on the object of your⊠disdain, and he shall become exactly what he deserves to be."
"Nhwag! And what is that supposed to mean!?" Grim jumped onto the counter, tilting his head in suspicion.
Sam let out a low laugh, his eyes gleaming with mischievous malice under the dim light of the shop. "That, my little monster, depends entirely on the soul of the one who carries it. Don't think too much about the 'whys,' magic is just a bit dramatic sometimes. Don't you trust your host?"
Ace didn't waste time. With a shrug and a confident smirk, he grabbed the broochâit was a violet crystal encased in a metal structure that vaguely resembled twisted roots. "Perfect. He deserves something quite ridiculous, doesn't he?"
After a generous payment, they left the shop without much hurry. As they crossed the town gate, the atmosphere of the village seemed normalâŠuntil they spotted the prefect standing near a fountain, talking to a young man with refined features and clothes that didn't look cheap at all.
"Whoâs the guy she's laughing so much with?" Jack asked, frowning.
"That's the prince from the Scalding Sands!" Grim grumbled. "I've seen him before! When we were hanging out with Jamil!"
"I thought Kalim was the princeâŠ" Deuce scratched his head.
"What is a guy from RSA doing here?" Epel blinked. "As if the idiots from our own school weren't enoughâŠ"
They approached discreetly, but Aceâs goal shifted instantly.
He was no longer interested in Azul. The sight of Minajaelâso polished, so perfect, and so inconvenientâwas the new target of his disdain. "These playboysâŠ"
"Hey! Prefect!" Ace called out, forcing a radiant smile.
She turned, surprised. "Ace? What are you guys doing here?" She blinked, looking down to see Grim rubbing his head against her leg.
"We were just nearby, taking care of some... business," Jack replied, trying to reprimand Ace with a look, but the redhead was already invading the personal space between them and Minajael.
He stopped next to the prince, giving an exaggerated pat on the RSA boy's shoulder, as if they were old friends. "So, the new guy in town, huh?"
"Iâve been here longer than you," Minajael arched an eyebrow but kept a polite posture, as he was an acquaintance of the prefect. "You must be one of the prefect's classmates..."
As Minajael turned to greet him, Ace slid his hand behind the prince's shoulder, the brooch hidden in his palm, ready to attach it. "Classmates? Is that what they said? How modest, weâre best friends, you know?"
It was a quick, practiced movement, but the moment Ace's fingers touched the fabric of Minajael's coat, the brooch gave a metallic click, the pin piercing them both somehow.
Minajael jumped, and the redhead let out a shout of surprise, his finger hurting, trying to pull the brooch off, but it was magnetically stuck to both of them, pulling them closer together.
"What theâ?!" Minajael exclaimed, losing his royal composure as a thick, purplish smoke began to emanate from where the brooch was stuck.
"Ace, you idiot, what did you do?!" Deuce screamed, lunging forward, but the flash of light blinded the group. When their vision returned to normal, they were left speechless.
On the ground, where the elegant RSA prince had been, there was now a small Bengal tiger, the size of a large cat. The animal growled, looking up and then down, its paws patting the stone ground in agitation.
Beside him, however, the animal was⊠less majestic. A small frog, skinny like a toad and reddish in color. He looked at his own little paws, then opened his mouth to squawk.
The animal jumped clumsily toward the Prefect, who recoiled, almost kicking it in fear if not for Deuce stopping them.
Minajael didn't seem confused by his new form; he looked irritated. He fixed his brownish eyes on the reddish frog, and with a spring, pounced on him. Epel tried to hold him back, almost tripping over his own shoes.
Ace kept jumping away, trying to dodge, and emitting sounds that sounded more like screams than croaks. He jumped clumsily onto his friend's legs, and the prefect yelled, "Get off! Get off!" They swatted him away, throwing him back onto the ground.
"I hope he actually eats that idiot for doing something so dumb!" Grim ran in circles, trying to grab the tiger's tail, but Minajael was too fast, ignoring everyone and focusing solely on hunting the amphibian.
After a few minutes of a humiliating chase, they managed to contain the two. Minajael was huffing, trapped inside a reinforced basket that Epel had grabbed from a nearby stall, while Ace was contained inside a glass jar.
"Now what?" Deuce asked, sweating cold. "If the headmaster finds out about this... I can't get expelled because of this idiot..."
"And again, I have to fix your messes," the prefect said, wiping the sweat from their forehead with an expression of pure frustration and anger directed straight at the glass where the frog was.
"I'm really sorry, it was an emergency," the prefect rubbed their temples, taking a deep breath to avoid picking up one of the trays and burying their friend's face in it.
Azul laughed, observing the brooch. "Don't worry, we're good friends, aren't we? It's only natural for me to lend a hand when you need it."
After returning to normal, Ace swore it was just a toy meant for pranks.
"We just wanted to test the toy! Nobody knew it would go wrong!" He had sputtered.
Azul pretended to believe him. He knew exactly that it wasn't a simple store trinket, but he had no intention of telling the prefect. If he could keep the item and still keep the group in his debt for "solving" the problem, it would be the perfect deal.
"I'm glad it didn't turn into a bigger scandal, it's good that you chose to trust me over Headmaster Crowley,â Azul sighed, closing his hand over the brooch and hiding it in his sleeve. "Imagine the disaster: an expulsion and a diplomatic incident on top of it."
The door to Azul's office closed with a metallic click, echoing through the empty hall of the Mostro Lounge.
The group stared at her apprehensively, Deuce being the first to break the silence with his voice choked by anxiety. "So?"
Grim, who was balanced on Jack's shoulder, was visibly trembling. "Did he ask for a lot? That octopus doesn't do anything for free, you know that! Damn, this is what happens when you trust Ace!"
The prefect stopped walking and sighed. "It's all resolved, I talked to Minajael before he left."
"Thank the Seven," Epel exhaled in relief.
"But what about Azul?" Jack insisted, taking a step forward, his expression serious. "Did he accept the brooch as payment? What did he ask for in exchange for solving this whole mess?"
She shrugged, starting to walk toward the exit of the establishment without giving room for more questions. "Azul has his methods, and I have mine. The matter is closed. I don't want to hear another word about what happened; it will be worse if it reaches Crowley."
"Hey, wait a minute!" Ace tried to protest. "We were just playing around! No need to be like thatâ"
ê° PROLOGUE ê± Your beloved first-year friends decide to do everythingâboth within and beyond their powerâto stop you from accepting any of your suitors, whom they deem unworthy and unfit to date their best friend.
Or, in which, the first-years are absolutely desperate to keep you from falling under the charm of a few villains (and princes).
âThis is starting to get ridiculousââ Ace slammed his lunch tray onto the table, making Deuce jump. âThatâs the thirdâthird time today someoneâs bumped into me just to ask if I could deliver something to the prefect.â
âAnd did you?â Epel asked, struggling to twist open the cap of his bottle of apple juice.
âOf course not!â the redhead rolled his eyes with a grunt, stabbing his fork into his pie. Normally, it was his favorite, but heâd lost his appetite the moment heâd seen his best friend wander off to sit with those Octavinelle bastards just because theyâd offered her an extra free snack.
âShe really is kind of a people magnet, isnât she?â Deuce muttered, staring down at his own plate. ââŠUgh, this sucks. Itâs just not the same when the prefect isnât here.â
âLET GO OF MEâ!â
Jack ignored Grimâs protests as he set his tray down and took a seat, still holding the struggling monster by the scruff. âComplaining wonât help. You werenât invited, and youâre staying here with us.â
âGreat, now we have to babysit too. What a pain,â Ace groaned. âItâs all those idiotsâ fault.â
Jack let out a quiet sigh. âItâs hard not to be bothered⊠but itâs good that sheâs making friends.â He paused. âEven Leona goes looking for her.â
Trappola let out a dry laugh. âFriends!? You seriously think itâs all out of the kindness of their hearts?â
Epel rested his cheek against his palm. âAt first, I figured it was just because those weirdos from Octavinelle wanted something from herâŠâ He glanced off to the side, catching sight of Rook squeezing himself between the prefect and Jade just to strike up a conversation with her. ââŠApparently, itâs even worse than I thought.â
âWhy is the prefect sitting at a table surrounded by such underhanded and shady people!?â Jackâs ears twitched as Sebekâs booming voice echoed across the cafeteria. âSheâs far too trustingââ
âYouâre all acting like youâve got it the worst!â Grim complained after shoving his face back into his can of tuna. âI just lost my best assistant!â
âI think, as her best friends, we shouldââ
ââŠMake her reject every single one of them. Theyâre obviously flirting with her, and she doesnât even realize it,â Epel cut Deuce off.
Silence settled over the table.
Everyone stared at the Pomefiore student.
âWhat? I was jokingââ
ââŠActuallyâŠâ
âYouâre a genius, Epel.â Ace shot to his feet. âIn fact, I already have an idea. Letâs pay Samâs shop a visit.â
âAce, donât you think that might be a little too invasive, you idiot?â Deuce asked, glancing toward Jack. Normally, he was the voice of reasonâbut the wolf beastman looked away instead, his tail slowly swaying behind him.
âOh, quit being such a dick, Deuce.â Ace smacked a hand against the table. âYou seriously think itâs fair for some shady, arrogant loser to date our best friend!?â
âI have to agree!â Sebek crossed his arms. âEven if she is a human, she does not deserve to be deceived by those inferior humans who seek to take advantage of her kindness!â
i know the entire fandom lives for adrian(the eridian) being at least half the size of adrian(the planet), but i like it when artists artists still draw grace as the taller one. like, adrian is still comically taller than rocky, just not taller than grace. this way rocky gets TWO mates, both the size of mount everest.