Glasses off, contacts on. Imma take a selfie.
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@mirrormockery
Glasses off, contacts on. Imma take a selfie.
Sammi’s Ten-In-A-Row presents: Dat Doh
3. dat hanger means she’s trying on the tights doh?
The baby likes
Putting down her noodles to take pictures of herself for her white boyfriend
Cat: Feed. me. now. human.
I like the painting that is of the wallpaper
This duckface brought to you by Pringles.
*facepalm*
Good morning
What you didn't see next was her mom walk in holding a box, "honey, I need you to move so I can set this box down on that last square foot of floor space."
me just bored 2 lol
No wait!! Don't kill yourself. Oh, she's only trolling..
This is the stupidest blog, such a cunt for putting tonnes of girls down on here fuck you
If you actually looked at this blog you would find out that I don't put down girls. Of all the posts I would say 2 maybe 3 do, which is not a lot. Relax, no need to over react and jump to conclusions.
xoxo, mirrormockery
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Holy shit her torso is longer than her legs. Only plausible answer is that she is a hobbit and her room is to scale of her hobbit-ness.
ok.
(plausible answer number 2: if you were to actually measure my torso vs my leg length in this photo they would actually be about the same. additionally this photo is taken pointing downward, thus making my torso look a lot longer. you’re very lucky i’m not insecure about this.)
(also how does that have to do with me being a hobbit I am very confused?)
(also this wasn’t even mean? like were you trying to mean?)
dear internetboys,
Thanks for your concern but you have an attractive fit body. Relax. I tried the hobbit reference because it's current, they are small, and awkwardly proportioned- just like you in that picture. I'm not that naive, I can tell the camera is pointed down which is what creates the illusion of your stretched torso and stubby legs. This blog is for comedy, not trying to be mean or put down girls.
xoxo, mirrormockery
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Holy shit her torso is longer than her legs. Only plausible answer is that she is a hobbit and her room is to scale of her hobbit-ness.
This must be one of those mirrors from a carnival because one side is more curvy then the other.
Green hair and furry tail
That ass hair is out of control.
Does this come with a 30 day return policy ?
Hold on she has a bidet in the bathroom, but the shitty-est tv. let me bring over my VHS collection and you can rewind all my tapes for me. a digital camera so it can’t be that old.