I'll Eat You Up; I Love You So

Instagram 📷mirza.muse

[bumbleshark]

ya cant be afraid of the demons if you think theyre kinda hot

[sunfortune]

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

[mens-rights-activia]

[lauristical]

[softandsapphic]

how to instantly make ur outfit better: tuck ur shirt in, put on a belt, & cuff ur jeans but ONLY if you’re gay

[agetwellcard]

coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[whirlybirbs]

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my 2019 resolution is to live deliciously

[glassbonespaperskin]

[creamynut]

After you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death.

[jspark3000]

Saying “I didn’t mean to” is not the same as saying “I’m wrong and I’m sorry.”

[bellenoel]

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

[bellenoel]

Underrated post

[dpargyle]

This is even funnier on mobile when the pics don’t load

[feministism]

[love]

via weheartit

[latesummer94-deactivated2018071]

[digitalbeachrave]

shitty-car-mods-daily DO NOT interact

[swingsetindecember]

the teen wolf sequel they don’t want you to see 

[midge-maisel]

“this room is like the heart of the house. no, not a heart, a stomach. it was your dance studio, theo. it was my toy-room, it was a reading room for mom, the game room for steve, a family room for shirley, a treehouse… but it was always, the red room.“

[honeeyangel-deactivated20190123]