I loved you first

♡ Lex ♡ 19 ♡ Slytherin ♡ INTP ♡ ♡ Future Literature teacher ♡ My sideblogs are: Snapped-snape is pro-snape+HP • honeyed-starlight is farmcore

[wumbreon]

The Middle

I wrote and illustrated this story as a birthday present for my partner, I hope you enjoy it!

[iusedtoknowwhatawishwasfor]

This is the absolute sweetest thing!! I love the little hamster gardening hat. Omg.

[rex-luscus]

I’m baffled by those posts by kids marveling that anyone over 25 would be on tumblr. they don’t offend me, they just raise all sorts of questions. like, what IS tumblr, in their eyes? and why do they think it’s so inherently youthful? do they consider it fun and silly and thus not suitable for “old people” who must eschew all fun silly things? or do they think it’s an idiotic waste of time and thus not of interest to adults with “adult interests” who spend their time seriously and substantively? 

cuz i got news either way: adulthood is just as dumb and pointless as youth was. as an adult, you will need silly, stupid shit to distract you from your suffering just as much as you did before - probably more so! if you think you’ll magically turn into a serious person who has their shit together and isn’t amused by inanities, think again. you’ll still laugh at dumb memes when you’re 40, i’m sorry to tell you. this is it - for better or worse, adult-you will still be you.

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade. March on. March on. You have to think of your career the way you look at the ocean, deciding which wave you’re gonna take and which waves you’re not gonna take. https://goo.gl/nPGxbB🌿 March Quotes - BrainyQuote

[graceebooks]

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

[graceebooks]

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[windwardstar]

My best/favorite teacher would literally take off the points for a question that the majority of the class got wrong from the total on the test and then hold a lesson on the topic because she realized if 90% of her students didn’t know the answer then she hadn’t done a good job teaching it.

[randaness]

I hate it when teachers take pride in having a large percentage of students get bad grades in their classes. It just means that students aren’t learning from you

[1coweveryday]

1/14/21🐄

[menofcolorinfantasyart]

From Olympus

Photo: Ana Martinez 

Styling and Creative Direction: Mario Ville (Kattaca) 

Makeup design and make up artist: Lewis Amarante for Kryolan and Pankr0 

Makeup and hairdressing: Sergio Jiménez 

Models: Ricardo Nkosi, Mary Ruiz, Lewis Amarante, Aya Gueye, Juana Mum, Karina Soro, Ruben Buika, Virginia Buika, Isabella Menam, Oliver Lewis, Megane Mercury, Mendes Vieira, Claudia Duharte, Taylor Oscar Ruiz, David Durrant, Marina Gomes, Oscar Chibuike, Guille Gibbs, Lil Bambina, Elian Coiscou and Tigi.

[augustdementhe]

But wait! There’s MORE!

[sirenssakura]

These are beyond Beautiful 💙☄️🌌⚖️🏺

[arrgorns]

the hobbit - minimalist posters

[artsyluma]

this tumblr post has me in a vice grip

[guerrillatech]

[kitsnicket]

Punnett squares had no business being that fun

[kitsnicket]

I draw my silly little boxes and put my silly little letters in

[uwuspaceboy]

i created a brand new mental illness during quarantine it's called "i have to listen to an episode of monster factory while going to bed or else the ~bad thoughts~ will happen"

[calamardoybobesponja]

[1yellowpepper]

Ok def was not expecting this level of relatability

[tchaikovskaya]

*submits this to the library of congress as a culturally, historically or aesthetically significant film*

[last-picture-show]

Wolfgang Tillmans, Layers, 2000

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[beebugger]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[thefloatingmage]

what the fuck was that

[blurrymango]

World heritage post.

[obeymeheadcanons]

BRO AM I GOING CRAZY WTF IS GOING ON?!

[awkward-finger-guns]

@nonbinary-hedgehog its the pineapple jojos post!!

[eightyproof]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just incase you dont have it

[the-golden-onion]

lost one follower so far!! if you support tr*mp and his white supremacist followers you’re a disgrace to humanity and you are NOT welcome here. fuck off and die mad about it :)

[parakeet]

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

[targent]

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

[targent]

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

[targent]

uh oh

[zoethrowingnightshade]

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it