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@misadventureswithanoymous
What is that horse's problem? (TOLKIEN)
@broflovskii
He hates me because I call him out on his shit. I think me being Jewish is probably a problem for him too. Just ignore him.
So do you hate me because I call you out on your shit?
I hate you because you're a self centered , narcisstic, racist, sociopath (Tolkien)
What is that horse's problem? (TOLKIEN)
@broflovskii
He hates me because I call him out on his shit. I think me being Jewish is probably a problem for him too. Just ignore him.
What? That's not cool maybe we should tell your mom about this? She can put the fear of god into anybody
What is that horse's problem? (TOLKIEN)
@broflovskii
Stan, honey are you okay? You seem tense (SHARON)
@stanbarf
Yeah mom, I'm okay...
Could I go a spa with Bojack, Kenny, Cartman, and Kenny's mom?
If it was just bojack Sharon would have said no but hearing Carol calmed her a bit. " let me talk to Carol about it first if she says yes then I guess it's OK.
Stan, honey are you okay? You seem tense (SHARON)
@stanbarf
Stan, your horse friend told me you've been feeling down lately, is this about Randy?
@stanbarf (sharon)
Mom.. why are you still with him?? I don't get it.
Well I don't have a job and its sometimes easy to just stick with what you know if he died tommorow though I could probably get a lot of money
Stan, your horse friend told me you've been feeling down lately, is this about Randy?
@stanbarf (sharon)
Stan what exactly is going on with you and Mr. Horseman? ( sharon)
@stanbarf
We aren't doing that! You can't let them do that- he's been really good to me!
Sharon sighed, " it's not up to me the mayor the town already decided it its been the towns tradition for over a 100 years. The only reason He's still alive is the towns fear of pissing off eric and I find it very shady he took you to a hotel room. Especially with his history "
Stan what exactly is going on with you and Mr. Horseman? ( sharon)
@stanbarf
Nothing! The news is lying, he's not that way to me at all. He's just been looking out for me.
I don't know stan he's really old and we barely know him. wouldn't you rather hang out with your friends or uncle jimbo?
They don't get me like he does, Mom! He's never been weird, I wouldn't even hang out with him if he was. I love Uncle Jimbo, but he doesn't always get it.
Well you shouldn't be getting to close you know we need him for the corn
Stan what exactly is going on with you and Mr. Horseman? ( sharon)
@stanbarf
Nothing! The news is lying, he's not that way to me at all. He's just been looking out for me.
I don't know stan he's really old and we barely know him. wouldn't you rather hang out with your friends or uncle jimbo?
Stan what exactly is going on with you and Mr. Horseman? ( sharon)
@stanbarf
A tall lanky man in a trenchcoat approached eric, he wide eyes and scraggly hair " Hey there want to see my candy house? It has a pool filled with KFC gravy."
@ccartman
Eric perks up
"Candy House? A pool of KFC gravy?? That sounds pretty kewl..." Eric is hesitant, this guy looks suspicious, but a pool of gravy? How could he pass that up?
"I dunno if I should..."
"Oh? Your horse friend said it was okay, I asked him about it earlier and he said sure as long as he's home by midnight. " The strange guy showed a FAKE text of the conversation hoping eric would believe it.
A tall lanky man in a trenchcoat approached eric, he wide eyes and scraggly hair " Hey there want to see my candy house? It has a pool filled with KFC gravy."
@ccartman
Bojack went back to Erics house it was now 11 pm and there was no one home except mr. kitty, who he couldn't help but let out a small smile at when she rubbed against his leg, "Hello little guy guess eric isn't back yet huh? probably my fault I have a bad habit of ruining people, oh well. at least you still like me right?"
"meow." Was all mr. kitty said purring loudly while bojack scratched behind her ear.
"Yeah thats a good kitty.. you know you remind me of a friend I had she was a good woman, very dependable could count on her in a pinch, didn't appreciate her enough though , she went off with some bloke but hey she's so happy so im happy for her."
"lets watch some TV maybe Eric will come back home before midnight." He turned on the late news petting kitty, he wondered why he never saw animals like this in LA , probably too much mutations.
He felt a bit restless knowing it was way to a late for a child to not be home in bed,.. " Hrmmm." sighing he took out his cell phone dialing erics number.
@ccartman
As Eric walked back home people in sunglasses started to slowly walk behind him they didn't hide for long though jumping right in front of him, cameras right in his face, it was the PAPAZARI
Eric stumbles at the sudden flashing, squinting as he tries to catch his bearings.
"Ay! What the hell do yew assholes want?!"
Is it true your dating the washed up bag of bones celebrity bojack horseman?
People want to know why are you so fat?
Do you think you have what it takes to make it in this world being as fat and ugly as you are?
can I fuck your mom when she gets out of rehab?
Bojack went back to Erics house it was now 11 pm and there was no one home except mr. kitty, who he couldn't help but let out a small smile at when she rubbed against his leg, "Hello little guy guess eric isn't back yet huh? probably my fault I have a bad habit of ruining people, oh well. at least you still like me right?"
"meow." Was all mr. kitty said purring loudly while bojack scratched behind her ear.
"Yeah thats a good kitty.. you know you remind me of a friend I had she was a good woman, very dependable could count on her in a pinch, didn't appreciate her enough though , she went off with some bloke but hey she's so happy so im happy for her."
"lets watch some TV maybe Eric will come back home before midnight." He turned on the late news petting kitty, he wondered why he never saw animals like this in LA , probably too much mutations.
He felt a bit restless knowing it was way to a late for a child to not be home in bed,.. " Hrmmm." sighing he took out his cell phone dialing erics number.
@ccartman
As Eric walked back home people in sunglasses started to slowly walk behind him they didn't hide for long though jumping right in front of him, cameras right in his face, it was the PAPAZARI
Hey there cutie, want to come over to my place for some fried chicken? (HERBERT from FAMILY GUY This guy acutally is a fatty fucker considering his target was chris )
I know I hang out with Bojack but you're like... REALLY old.... I dunno if I wanna hang out with yew
Aww come on its your favorte KFC with extra gravy I even baked you a cherry pie? You like cherry pie don't you?"
Well yeah that sounds pretty good--- wait how do yew know that's my favorite? I've never met yew before in my life!
Listen here boy I waited 20 years to get my shot at the last fat kid and still NOTHING . well I'm through waiting! you're going to come eat this pie and chicken and I don't want to hear any of you shit!
Pokes Cartman with his cane before grabbing his arm and dragging him away .. he didn't get very far... he was mainly just bones.. frail bones..
Aren't you the kid that used a monster to kill 100s of people last year? (FBI)
Whaaat noooo I would never I'm just an adorable little boy
Yeah! You're that ugly racoon kid the one who attacked Jews, hippies and justin bieber now we don't care about Bieber but we do want to know how did you manage to tame a demi god? whats your secret and how can we harness your power? (FBI )
