I won't be another ghost...

Em. 24. In love. 

[farewell]

[anarchist-memes-1]

[ultimatebottom69]

Hmmmmmmmm

[petermorwood]

Pathologically hoarding anything is weird.

Especially if, after a certain point, owning more of it serves no more useful purpose than the amount owned when that certain point was reached.

Then it’s just possession. And possession workss both wayss, doessn’t it, My Preciouss?

[shesnake]

Keira Knightley with artists Kara Walker, Brice Marden, Alba & Francesco Clemente, John Currin, Jasper Johns, and Kiki Smith, photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Vogue, 2005.

[rosaliehaley]

The crime of the century is that Twilight never gave us a shirtless Kellan Lutz

[esmes-strap]

Emmet WOULD forget to put a shirt on around humans in 20 degree weather

[emmettmc-heart-y]

A hoe never gets cold

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

is anyone whos in love with me awake

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

actually Rob has said he doesn't like, go online much and he doesn't google himself or anything related to him...could you imagine how fucking funny it would be if he just. Doesn't Know about midnight sun yet. everyone in his life is too scared to bring it up. he doesn't find out until months from now, in the middle of a live interview, and when a question about it comes up you can visibly see the kill bill sirens go off in his head

[cannibalchicken]

[gamechangershow]

Relatable. 

Office Job vs Retail Job by @noobtheloser

Check out Confessions of a Retail Worker

[impryceless]

Oh

[lesbianlegbreaker]

#I told my mom once about the ‘lean / clean’ thing and she straight-up didn’t believe me #BUT SURELY THEY LET YOU SIT DOWN WHEN THERE ARE NO CUSTOMERS #she said to me confidently #oh mom 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA “sit down when there are no customers,” that’s a good one!

[khashanakalashtar]

THERE ARENT EVEN FUCKING CHAIRS

[enchantedseashell-deactivated20]

Shrek is 108, Fiona is 22.

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

It’s like twilight only better

[megankoumori]

“Ya better hang on tight, wee Spider Monkey…”

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[darkestelemental616]

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

[stephendann]

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

[copperbadge]

Reblogging purely for Crossterfuck. 

[suprchnk]

[suprchnk]

[angryschnauzer]

I was not expecting Florida Man to be the hero in this story arc right now.

[unpretty]

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

[guyalice]

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

[froginakettle]

[hotcocoachia]

I fucking love him

[jaynavajasso]

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

He also jabs racists in the eye!

[tumblunni]

I love the justice grandpa of fists

[hoofpeet]

If you liked dandelions as a kid you're gay now

[hoofpeet]

if you got upset when adults told you dandelions were weeds as a kid you’re gay now

[naturaekos]

“I go out at night to paint the stars.”

—

[gahdamnpunk]

SEIZE IT. PERIOD.

[dandanrevolutionary]

E A T T H E R I C H

[ground-zoro]

Can’t they just claim “eminent domain”?

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[catchymemes]

[blandacheadcanons]

legit though if you do drugs TELL YOUR DOCTORS because it can make the difference between life and death