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[negatinginfinity-deactivated201]

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

Hi welcome to mcdonalds Do you waive your right to a fair trial

[coughloop]

a worm spent 100 years transforming into a capital N, then gave birth to a new worm to hold on its head. life is beautiful

[coughloop]

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

[buddwyer]

even the top gets called a faggot

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

[iamoutofideas]

guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?

guy who lives near a construction site:

[higgsfigs]

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

[chronosamurai]

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[omtai]

Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares

[gayday-inactive]

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[glutko]

That's great man

[kohakhearts]

best friends!

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

[tummytastic]

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

[sanitymakesposts]

Penetration, my liege?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

[ganondorf]

[sparrow-va]

(via @some-loser-called-jab )

[37q]

watch out

[37q]

not again

[hjartasalt]

Obsessed with this energy tbh