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Hi welcome to mcdonalds Do you waive your right to a fair trial

a worm spent 100 years transforming into a capital N, then gave birth to a new worm to hold on its head. life is beautiful

coughloop

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

buddwyer

even the top gets called a faggot

estrogenesis-evangelion

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

iamoutofideas

guy who listens to tool: hey man you ever listened to tool?

guy who lives near a construction site:

higgsfigs

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter