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If you ask for money, I’m assuming you’re a scammer or scam bot, and I will block you.
About Me
Name: ████
Pro & Amateur Nouns: Fae/Faer She/Her
Blood Type: Red
Homeland: The Pines
Other Info: Only if you put a pretty please with sugar on top
Message to my mutuals: I've renamed this blog numerous times because I often grow dissatisfied with this blog's presentation. I was originally "illegally-downloaded-skeleton".
wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym
*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing
W D Y MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Ideally I'd make a post like "It is pride month! Yay! :D" ...But it is getting increasingly hard to exist as a trans person, let alone celebrate it.
We should still celebrate it. That celebration doesn't need to be loud. It doesn't need to be noticed by anyone except yourself.
They want us to feel shame at who we are. They want others to fear what we are. Pride in yourself is the antithesis of shame. So please, now more than ever, make sure you celebrate pride. Celebrate you.
You are worth celebrating. Happy pride.
The funniest trans headcanon for the Fire Siblings is that they're both trans and they just took each other's deadname. Their mother was supportive and their father just didn't notice because he doesn't give a fuck about his kids.
Ozai: Azula, my eldest. You're a failure and I hate you.
Zuko: I'm Zuko.
Ozai: I thought Zuko was the shorter one?
Azula: No, you're confused. Zuko is the one that sucks at firebending.
Zuko: Hey!
Ozai: Ah yes, of course.
Ozai: Zuko, my eldest. You're a failure and I hate you.
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
Did a challenge where you get a random word and make a comic in one day based on it! The word I got was "boy"
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
Fucking, Hellsing Ultimate.
I was like, 13, and I watched a low quality YouTube-upload of it on my 3DS. I had no real idea what it was about beyond “funny vampire fights nazis and the pope” until I tried to rewatch it years later as an adult and discovered that it was way more dark than I realized.
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
Reblog to rub your wet soapy tits together with prev
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Is that why there's that story about Horus coming on some lettuce that he then made Set eat?
Oh, it is. Huh.
I suspect they were dealing with something closer to a wild lettuce than what most of us are probably picturing. Something like lactuca virosa or lactuca serriola
Which don't look much like supermarket lettuce, but do have a very upright habitus
^ virosa
^ serriola
We've bred the milky sap out of lettuces, because it tastes gross and has mild psychoactive effects that people aren't usually looking for in a salad, but both those varieties produce a lot of it. It's called lactucarium, or "lettuce opium" and as I recall was really quite important to the Egyptians. (In that it was a key part of ancient Egyptian pharmacology and indeed continued to be part of the European pharmacopeia till the 19th century.)
(This despite the fact that it's debated whether lactucarium has any meaningful effects on humans. It definitely has an effect on rabbits, who get drowsy and also apparently get upset stomachs. Humans seem to at most maybe get mild pain relief comparable to a paracetamol/ibuprofen and maybe some very mild sedation, plus high odds of a nasty upset stomach with cramps/diarrhea/vomiting if you go too far. But it's hard to prove that the intended analgesic effects aren't at least partly placebo.)
(Please note for accuracy's sake: while lactucarium gets called "lettuce opium" and wild lettuces get called "opium lettuce" they don't actually seem to interact with opiod receptors. It's called that because people through history have repeatedly tried to make it work as a safer/milder/not addictive substitute for opium based pain relief. And to be fair I imagine it would definitely have been safer, even if we were to take the extreme position that the medicinal effects are mostly or entirely placebo)
whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3
Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!
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listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy
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>We are [DELICATE], remember to stick your [COC-] I mean [CARD] in lovingly! [^_^]
This is how 40k works
Reading this post renders you unable to get legally married by Cocaine Bear
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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:
Nothing! Traffic cones have nothing to do with media players. However they do have to do with the students that original made VLC. The original students used to steal traffic cones when they got drunk together and had amassed a collection of them. So the traffic cone was basically their mascot
