claire

she/her, a tryhard in everything except for tumblr

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[mcguckett]

They really sat down to write S2 of OFMD and asked themselves “what do gay people like?” And then wrote soup on a whiteboard and circled it seven times

[may12324]

Nona the Ninth

[flightlesshorse]

Posting my old A Crown of Candy x Tintin cross over pieces.

[sadclowncentral]

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

[ashoftheendless]

so i was talking to my friend about ep 1 of the sandman, i said that dream was powered by spite all through that episode.

which is all well and good except i didn’t type spite. my phone autocorrected to SPRITE.

which led to this beautiful image

[friendamedes]

apocalypse wrapped

you killed 1.5 billion cows!

you were responsible for the death of all your friends!

your top stream was on june 10th, 2028, in which a corpse flipped off PETA! it had 20.8 million views!

you resurrected the earth as barbie!

you murdered zero billionaires and every member of the working class!

you made catholicism woke!

[dekartas]

I need you all to know that before I read Nona I saw about all the major plot spoilers, but TLT spoilers are so batshit insane out of context they basically read like this

[rukafais]

so i just learned that people fucking dove inside a god damn iceberg and good to know that even for cave divers, who in my opinion are already a special kind of unhinged, and i say that with all affection, there are people even more unhinged than that

[rebellum]

These are. Absolutely. The craziest people I’ve ever heard of. There’s bravery and then there is sheer stupidity. You know how you look back at how you acted at like 18 and you think “wow, that was reckless, I’m glad I matured”? These people didn’t get past that stage.

What the FUCK

[thunderon]

post-nona the ninth update to this post

i just…. yeah. non-tlt fans seeing this, i promise this chart actually makes sense in context... it’s complicated okay

[thomasmomwell]

[aurpiment]

Wow

[fyreburning]

Tumblr has a “yes and” culture that’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen online. I don’t think a single “Goncharov” post I’ve seen contradicts another, and the bandwagoning on “plot points” is incredible. Smooth as sharkskin, one might say.

[fortunelowtier]

Twitter refugees coming over to tumblr wondering what the site is like only to see that tumblr is currently in the midst of a site-wide gaslighting campaign involving a martin scorsese film from 1973 that doesn’t exist

[romulus]

she gon on my cherov til i take andrey out back behind the bar, streetlights slicking up the rain soaked cobblestones and pin him against the wall, holding him there with my weight and my hand fisted in the collar of his suit jacket and stand there silently in the dark, breathing in the same air, until a car down the street startles me and i let him go, disappearing back into the shadows

[courtrecord]

oh wow it’s an honor to know that tumblr is apparently playing a site-wide game of my very first ttrpg, post-popcorn

[rpfofficial]

there are actually only 2 movie genres. the ones where u have to remain completely silent throughout the whole film, and the ones where u have to comment on whatevers happening on screen every 5 minutes

[fairycosmos]

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary