Thick Thighs Don't Lie

Just a girl from the East Coast. If it's not kinky, I don't want it. I have a bunch of twisted fantasies and too many turn-ons to list. I am who I am and I love every inch of myself. If you're rude to me, I'll be rude right back. I won't put up with anyone's ignorance. I don't have a KIK and I don't want to Skype. Enjoy!

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[cozycash-deactivated20180821]

Eat her pussy and support all her goals and dreams.

[oh-my-hell]

[strangemangos]

cute date idea: break into area 51 with me

[setheverman]

[warmbloodedbutch]

an important piece of advice for future parents:

don’t insult your kid’s weight

don’t insult your kid’s weight

don’t insult your kid’s weight

just don’t even comment on it

your kid is well aware of their weight

just don’t do it

[thisisnotyourhomework]

don’t insult your own weight in front of your kids

don’t insult your partner’s weight in front of your kids

don’t insult anyone’s weight in front of your kids, jesus christ!

(or, you know, just stop insulting people’s weight in general, but like the above are a bare minimum).

[nevaehtyler]

Why aren’t we talking about this??!!

[destinyrush]

this is important!

[black-geek-supremacy]

We know why.

[jcoleknowsbest]

It doesn’t fit the narrative..

[afon-afanc]

Can we get this dude a kickstarter to raise enough for a high-end meal and cab fare for him and his family? He clearly deserves it.

[samsaysno]

(Marine Corps Times article) (CBS news story)

“By creating the exit, Yousuf estimated that about 70 people were able to get out of the nightclub safely.” He saved 70 people. That’s 70 more people that could have died that night. This is so important.

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

I can probably guess

[simonbaz-deactivated20160110]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

If you have been brutally broken, but still have the courage to be gentle to others then you deserve a love deeper than the ocean itself.

Nikita Gill (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[seaweedcostume]

Can we please talk about the experiment who just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on Lilo & Stitch

look at him

[wiccanwarrior]

friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly….but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities…only cared about making sandwiches… 

[fishtwigz]

use your powers for good not evil kids

[penny-theunicorn]

And he was the reason we were blessed with that Disney sandwich stacking game.

Not all heroes wear capes

[onlytwitterpics]

[mischievouswithcurves]

me: look at that dog!

me: look at the moon!

me: look at that cloud!

me: look at the sunset!

me: look at that tree!

me: look at those flowers!

me: look at that leaf!

[daddys-whoree]

[minxie-deactivated20180424]

Spit on me and call me names so I know it’s real

[candylandbabygirl]

I'm super needy

I need to be called Princess every 10 minutes. I need to be told that I’m cute at least once a day. I need good morning and goodnight texts. I need meaningful paragraphs every once in a while so that I know the love is still genuine. I need to be reassured that everything is okay and that I am loved so often.

[maurypovichofficial-deactivated]

watching a boy unbutton his pants to take his dick out makes me have the same feeling like when I’m in a restaurant and i see my food coming to my table 

[nicoleships]

nonfiction. in like doses of ten minutes. why do I like this is there some innate reason why I like this

[littlenerdspace]

I LOVE THIS

[daddyscomments]

Right?!!?