This Is Not Your Homework

You should probably be doing something productive right now...

[catchymemes]

Wrong Number Gone Right

[honeyglazedgoblin]

and on today’s episode of People Do Not Like To Be Wrong

[politijohn]

This is such a big mood. Speaking as a full-time graduate student in the metro DC area, I don’t blame her for waiting. The cost of living here is grotesque.

[incel-waifu]

stfu, this bitch just another LARPing liberal

[politijohn]

Like most models, Ocasio-Cortez did not buy the outfit shown here - she rented it for a photo shoot. Also, the clothes come from an environmentally-conscious fashion line, the designers of which are sensible to her political platform.

I see why you omitted these details - sexism is more catchy when you neglect the whole story

Also:

[cuzthatsmydj]

Period

[itaveli]

yall know what i love? that kind of black cats that look like some cat-shaped blops of darkness

perfection

[queerandcoffee]

@yes-this-is-not-ok

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

Cat-shaped blops!! Every day!! 

[kitduckworth]

men reviewing a male filmmaker’s movie: if you can’t understand the poeticism of this movie’s slow pacing, then maybe you are not ready to understand cinema!

men reviewing a female filmmaker’s movie: not a lot happened. 0/10 wack

[communicants]

Men reviewing men: “A deeply moving, personal journey.”

Men reviewing women: “Too personal.”

[storytruths]

Listen up y'all. I’m a young, lesbian woman midway through a masters of fine art in Screenwriting as I prepare for a career in film and television. And this is the fucking truth.

About a month ago I met with a (young straight white male) professor about a script I was working on. The protagonist is an LGBT female struggling with a depression severe enough to have ended her last relationship. She is medicated for her depression and the medication itself plays a role in the script. This isn’t the plot of the film, just an aspect of the protagonist’s character.

The entire duration of the meeting with this professor was marked by his extreme disinterest in my script. Which, fine- you can’t please everyone, and honestly there were some major problems with the script that I’ll have to tackle during the rewrite. But the real highlight of the meeting was when, after being asked what he felt the biggest issue with my protagonist was, my professor responded: “Well nobody’s that sad. It’s just unrealistic.”

Three other scripts in my class feature protagonists struggling severely with depression. Two of those three are written by men. When I checked in with them afterwards, I was told by the other female writer that she’d received a similar comment from our professor. Both male writers, however, had been praised for their “sensitive and thoroughly human characters.”

Of the faculty in my program, only two professors (of close to 20) are female. The majority of the program is taught, run and managed by white, straight, cis males.

My point is this;; it’s not just Hollywood. As far down the career step totem pole in Screenwriting as formal education, men genuinely don’t believe that women are allowed to be emotive, expressive beings. If you say too little, you’re a bitch- if you say too much, you’re melodramatic and pathetic to boot.

Men don’t want women, men want female bodies on camera, and that is the single biggest crock of horse shit in this entire garbage industry.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Men don’t want women, men want female bodies on camera, and that is the single biggest crock of horse shit in this entire garbage industry.

[songdogtrails]

This opossum takes this route often. Usually see it on the cam once or twice a week here.

[figdays]

“Moon Phase” Mug // JasminBlancBoutique 

[thecatscan]

(~2005) Our cat Lacy hopped up on the scanner and inadvertently activated it… 

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[itsfunnytome]

[serendipit0us-x-deactivated2015]

[thisisnotyourhomework]

I haven’t been on tumblr in over a year...

and I don’t know who any of you are. Or any of the memes. I feel so old.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

shout out to all the minimum and insufficient wage workers who still have to work on labor day so other people can have the day off, and also to the underemployed per diem workers who really don’t want and can’t afford the day off and are being denied work they actually want and would eagerly do in order to be paid

[perhapsarat]

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

[marauders4evr]

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

[yaneela]

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

[perhapsarat]

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

[perhapsarat]

I hope everyone is prepared. The time is almost upon us.

[miraguey-deactivated20160812]

!!ATTENTION EVERYONE!!

4TH OF JULY IS CANCELED FROM NOW ON! A FIRE WORK JUST WENT OFF AND IT SCARED MY DOG! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! SHE DOESNT DESERVE THIS! DOGS DONT DESERVE THIS!

[aurosoul]

The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)

[moonnlesbian]

where’s the interview w/ andy samberg where the interviewer asks about why there’s no jokes made around holt being gay and andy’s face twitches like “don’t do it.” and the interviewer goes on like “we live in such a weird PC culture though!” and andy laughs so uncomfortably i need it for science 

[moonnlesbian]

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

saying all women are beautiful is a poor substitute for ‘all women are valuable’

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

literally everyone tagging this with “but all women are beautiful” r Missing The Point