Welcome to my Nerddom.

NSFW, 18+ Fucking Taken. my main/sfw is @thekittyone Twitter @littlenerdspac1 Once upon a time, this was a porn blog, but one day the evil Tumblr came and banned all the porn! Now the princess who runs this blog mostly posts important/funny/cute stuff, with occasional 'porn'. These posts contain lots of my personal opinions, often with historical context, as well as containing important info about mental health, sexual abuse, women's and POC rights, and general equality related topics, as well as a lot of anti-US government feeling. Pro-conservation, pro-womens rights, violently and aggressively anti-pedophile, and therefore, anti-Trump.

[wigglyflippingout]

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

[grand-duc]

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

[rcmclachlan]

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

[imagitory]

Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?

Me at 7: Right!

Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!

Me at 28:

[chiaroscar]

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[the-cosmic-goddess-deactivated2]

This is so true

[twodotsknowwhy]

Me as teenager: Yeah, girl, you hook up with that older guy, this is super hot!

Me as an adult: all of these men should be arrested

[supremequeenofthenerds]

Me age 24 re-reading Harry Potter

[jhaernyl]

This, a thousand times this.

[enjolras-in-valinor]

GOD, that last gif is so accurate. that’s the best way to describe this feeling. 

[thatdisasterauthor]

Scary realization 1: You are now older than your favorite characters AND THEY ARE BABIES OH MY GOD THEY ARE BABIES. Scary realization 2: You are now older that your favorite character’s PARENTS and what the fuck is that about? Why are you not supervising your children? Why didn’t you have a will to dictate what would happen to them in case you died in the war you were in the middle of???

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| That’s…. not how that works

[leupagus]

This woman deserves an oscar

[it-is-a-mystery]

same energy

[coolvintagesoul]

A little weight ain’t hurt nobody… right?

[depressivenihilistpacman-deacti]

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

[b3au]

[gohawaiianbunny]

Someone get me this cow set off my wishlist & I’ll post a video of me pouring milk all over my body🐮💦

[littlenerdspace]

YESSSSS

[sandandglass]

[littlenerdspace]

XD OH MY GOD. This is me as a mother.

[littledollybelle-deactivated201]

There is no such thing as a minor who is mature enough for a kink relationship and that’s the fucking tea

You may think you’re the exception, I thought I was too, but you’re not. And any adult that tries to tell you that you are, is fucking dangerous, unsafe, and potentially predatory.

[onelittlekingdom]

If you are not 18, kindly fuck off my page.

JD

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

daddy: *cums on the floor* me and the roaches: *fights over who gets to lick it first*

[h0odrich]

what in gods name

[bagheadautist]

Ma’am please check your local church bulletin for confession hours

[hellcatbruiser]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[littlenerdspace]

Whyyyyy???

Ok but why does ST:Enterprise have such a weird tendency to like..NEVER use old actors? Any character who should be over like 60, is clearly just a young person in a shit load of prosthetics and makeup and I find it incredibly puzzling.

Is this just Hollywood being ageist or am I missing something?

[starsandwristrockets]

not to spoil season three or anything but the number of health codes steve and robin violate at scoops ahoy is astonishing

[littlenerdspace]

Someone in the notes was like "that's just food service" and my good friend, buddy, my guy... as a person who has worked extensively in food service lemme just say this: NO the fuck it is NOT!

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[sunblinks-deactivated20190523]

[raisel-the-riveter]

I almost didn’t click this because I assumed it would be someone singing the altered lyrics and I can basically figure out what that would sound like

BUT NO, someone has instead the original song to go like this and it is, very good

[yoursjupiter]

This is the thirstiest fucking ad I have ever seen, oh my God. I have to go to work, Facebook!!! You can't be showing me this low-key horny af ad!!!!

[ms-demeanor]

low key? Honey.

[nudityandnerdery]

I mean, the company is called Bearsville...

[littlenerdspace]

This is...amazing.

[persbaderse]

guys amazon is just a half-decent storefront at best and not supporting them is so easy. 

like ooo look, a cute mug i want

amazon includes the seller

all you have to do is look up the item and the seller and oh look i found it elsewhere for cheaper, no amazon worker had to suffer for my passing whims

BOYCOT PRIME DAY

SUPPORT THE WORKERS STRIKE

[feastofsnakes]

I hate shipwrecks in Minecraft bc they imply that there is/was some form of intelligent life in Minecraft before the player…… It’s clearly not villagers bc they can’t even build a village properly…… Who are these mysterious ship builders and where did they go…..

[feastofsnakes]

@halfaqueen your mind…….

[halfaqueen]

actually the more i think ab it the more beautiful and lonely the world gets. i developed this interpretation after mineshafts where added but even before that, the temples buried by sand?  trapped caverns in jungles? even in other worlds, fortresses in hell itself now only guarded by skeletons? houses in the end only accessible by portal after defeating the dragon? all relics of a past race thats been mysteriously wiped. the villagers dont know perhaps, they see you and assume your one of them. different perhaps, your nose is much to short and face much to squished, your language garbled complexities they have yet to decode, but thats fine to them. you have things they want and they have things you want. perhaps they will one day, long after you get tired of this world, uncover those past relics as well. perhaps they will recognize the stories passed down, perhaps they will lament not trying to understand you, to find the missing pieces of the race before them now entirely gone.

or something like that. im v tired

[actuallyapathy]

[ursy153]

In the deserts under the sand you can find bone blocks making up massive skeletons of unknown creatures

there was something before us, giant and unknown wandering the world.

[freakxwannaxbe]

dark mojang show me the forbidden minecraft lore

[ivyarchive]

[lynati]

This is the dirtiest thing I’ve ever seen on Tumblr, and you know that’s saying something.