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Eunhyuk, on the phone: Hello?

Donghae: Hey, what’s up?

Eunhyuk: I need your help. Can you come here?

Donghae: Uh, I can’t. I’m buying clothes.

Eunhyuk: Alright, well, hurry up and come over here.

Donghae: Well, I can’t find them.

Eunhyuk: What do you mean you can’t find them?

Donghae: I can’t find them. There’s only soup.

Eunhyuk: What do you mean, there’s only soup?

Donghae: It means there’s only soup!

Eunhyuk: WELL, THEN, GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!

Donghae: ALRIGHT, YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!

Donghae:

Donghae: THERE’S MORE SOUP!

Eunhyuk: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THERE’S MORE SOUP?

Donghae: THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP!

Eunhyuk: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!

Donghae: THERE’S STILL SOUP!

Eunhyuk: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

Donghae: I’M AT SOUP!

Eunhyuk: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU’RE AT SOUP?!

Donghae: IT MEANS I’M AT SOUP!

Eunhyuk: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Donghae: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Eunhyuk: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

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Heechul: That would go against my moral compass.

Leeteuk: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

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SJ vs. English IV

Leeteuk: Look, I’m not happy with this situation either, but [points to their dorm] I’m in there making the best of it, not out here diddling a basketball!

Siwon:

Siwon: Leeteuk, if I was out here diddling a basketball, this would be a very different conversation.

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Leeteuk: You lied?

Kyuhyun: I may have.

Leeteuk: You may have or you did?

Kyuhyun:

Kyuhyun: I may have did.

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Shindong: [unsure how to compliment Donghae]

Leeteuk: Aw, Shindong... if you’re stuck, why not try saying something you wish someone’d say to you?

Shindong:

Shindong: [to Donghae] You’re unbanned from free ham sandwich day!

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Heechul: [bursts into the room] Guess what I got?!

Eunhyuk: VD?

Heechul:

Heechul: No. A hundred bucks!

Kyuhyun: So... money to treat your VD?

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Leeteuk: That’s the kind of thing that’s gonna get you in trouble! Now, when I get really angry, I just—I laugh it off. Like this.

Leeteuk: [bursts out laughing]

Leeteuk: See?

Heechul, irritated: Oh, geez, Leeteuk, that’ll never work. That’s... dumb!

Leeteuk:

Leeteuk: [bursts out laughing]

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Leeteuk: Why didn’t you tell me?

Siwon: Because of your tendency to overreact.

Leeteuk, stabbing the table with a knife in a fit of anger: I do NOT overreact!

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Donghae: I didn’t think you could keep it a secret!

Eunhyuk: What?! I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.

Heechul, leaning forward: What secrets?

Eunhyuk: Oh, no, no, Heechul, I’m not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.

Donghae: [slowly turns away]

Heechul: [whispers] Psst. You tell me later.

Eunhyuk: [whispers back] You already know.

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[as everyone starts leaving the room to get dressed]

Leeteuk: Oh, I can't stay too long. I have to get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.

[all of Super Junior freeze and turn to look at him]

Leeteuk: ... What?

Kyuhyun, after a moment: So when you said "get up early," did you mean 2002?

Leeteuk, stepping away from the door: You guys don't think I look 19?

[everyone looks at each other]

Heechul: Oh, 19! We thought you said 90!

Eunhyuk: Right!

Shindong: Yes!

[everyone turns and starts agreeing and laughing]

Leeteuk: Oh! [smiles but then starts to look very suspicious]

Everyone:

Sungmin: O-Okay, everybody, let's go, let's go! [waving everyone away]

[later that day]

Leeteuk: [walks into Kyuhyun's room as he's playing video games wearing an A-shirt that says 'NEW YORK 93,' floral underwear sticking out of his jeans, and a huge beanie, nodding with his hands in his pockets]

Kyuhyun: [looks up as Leeteuk walks right in front of his game]

Leeteuk: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?

Kyuhyun, raising his hands: [sarcastically] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me!

Leeteuk: ... So you're playin' a little Playstation, huh? [makes a peace sign] That's wack. [makes a longhorn sign] Playstation is wack. [gesturing wildly] 'Sup with the wack Playstation, 'sup?!

Kyuhyun:

Leeteuk, smiling: Huh? Come on, am I 19 or what?

Kyuhyun, horrified: [slowly] Yes. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.

Leeteuk: Come on, really! How old?

Kyuhyun: You're a man-child, okay?! Now go get changed because everybody's ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear.

Leeteuk, walking back to the door: Really? Thanks!

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Leeteuk: I think I could make you very happy.

Heechul: Why? You’re leaving?

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me @ suju’s upcoming comeback

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Sungmin, reading a fortune cookie: "If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same." Kyuhyun, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two.

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Eunhyuk: Kyuhyun, tell me a joke.

Kyuhyun: Pussy.

Eunhyuk: ... I don't get it.

Kyuhyun: I know you don't.

Eunhyuk:

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Heechul: I'm going to be frank.

Donghae: Okay, can I still be Donghae?

Heechul:

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Super Junior - MAMACITA MV (Drama ver.)

Kyuhyun: READY FOR SOME MAGIC, Y’ALL??? Kyuhyun: Alright, I have 3 cards. First one's a joker. Ryeowook: Uh-huh. Kyuhyun: Second one's a joker. Ryeowook: Uh-huh. Kyuhyun: Third one's an ace. Okay. Ace is on top. All you have to tell me is where the ace is. Kyuhyun, taking the top card and putting it on the bottom: I take the ace, I put it on the bottom. Where's the ace? Ryeowook: The bottom...? Kyuhyun, pulling out the joker: WRONG! It's the joker. Kyuhyun: So now you say, 'Wow, it's gotta be on the top then!' [shows the top card] NO, IT’S ANOTHER JOKER. So it has to be in the middle right? NOPE, [pulling out the middle card] 'NOTHER JOKER, SO THEN YOU SAY, 'OH, HE DOESN’T HAVE AN ACE, HE'S LYING,' BUT IT’S RIGHT HERE! [shows the bottom of the deck] LOOK! Ryeowook: Wh-What—? Kyuhyun: NOW, forget about the ace, forget it, erase it from your mind. All you have to do is tell me where a joker is. So you think, 'Oh, it's gotta be on top,' NOPE [shows the top card] it's an ace. 'It’s gotta be in the middle then—' NOPE [shows the middle card] 'NOTHER ACE. SO THEN— Kyuhyun: —so then you're thinking, 'He's lying, he's obviously got more than 3 cards, what an idiot,' but NO, LOOK. [putting down the cards one by one] ONE, TWO, THREE, YOU OWE ME SEVEN DOLLARS NOW. Ryeowook, wheezing: WH— Kyuhyun: NOW—FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING WE JUST WENT OVER. All you have to do now is—I'm going to show you this card [puts down a joker] and that card. [puts down an ace and then holds up the last card] What is this card? Ryeowook: A—A joker— Kyuhyun, slamming the card down: WRONG, ITS THE KING OF DIAMONDS! COME ON! Ryewook, in tears: WHAT DO YOU M E A N Kyuhyun: YOU JUST GOTTA LISTEN